Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Mickey mouse is that you?

"TESTING, TESTING, CHECK 1 2, EVERYBODY HEAR ME OKAY ON THIS THING?! OKAY! WELL LETS GET STARTED!" A weird mickey mouse voice yelled. What the actual fuck was going on? We all stood around in awkward silence before this weird furry came out.

He had white and black hair, one red eye, and one black eye. Thats.. creepy, what the fuck? And a jacket like Makoto. "Uh, why is there a furry?" I whispered to Makoto. He laughed quietly. "Hey, what the actual fuck are you, you a furry or nah?" I yelled out, Makoto turned red and tried to shush me. I didnt shush.

"I'm not a furry. I'm Monokuma, your headmaster damnit!" Monokuma yelled back, who the fuck names there child that? Really horrible parents I guess. Anyway, so apparently hes the headmaster and for whatever reason everyone's scared of him.

"Mickey hasnt been the same ever since Minnie took the kids." I whispered to myself, but I guess Makoto heard me since he just randomly started snickering. So apparently, this psychotic offbrand Mickey bitch wants us to kill eachother. "AND-" "Your parents didnt hug you when you were a child did they?" I yelled lazily.

"Well fuck you too!" Monokuma shouted, putting up his middle finger. "And for that, I'm going to punish you!" "Punish-" "Shhhhh! No, bad Y/N!" Makoto said putting his hand over my mouth. I whimpered like a dog jokingly.

So he then proceeded to throw himself at me as he let out this weird beeping noise. I assumed he was gonna blow up so I kicked him away from everyone. And I was right he was gonna blow up. Everyone stood shocked, not Makoto, he was used to this weird shit. "S-So is the furry gone?" A boy- I mean girl said. Her name was Chihiro.

"NOT A FURRY, MONOKUMAAAAAA!" I heard. Everyone gasped, but I kept my straight face on. "So are you jesus as well? How the fuck-" "SHUT UP!" Monokuma yelled, anyway he proceeded to go on this epic antagonist monolouge, I was yawning at that point before he dissapeared.

"So are we gonna talk about why he weirdly looks like a girl up close or-" "No, I'm afraid not." This asshole Byakuya said. "And are we going to do nothing about this?" This edgelord named Kyoko said. I could tell she went through her emo phase many times. "Eh, probably, the dude almost blew me to bits." I said lazily.

So were captives huh?

F u c k.