Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Shitpost

Makoto sat there with unease, listening to every statement. I just sat there, not so secretly hiding my gun. "She didnt even have a chance to resist.." Chihiro said, Makoto seemed to realize something. "NO, THATS WRONG!" Makoto pulled out a gun, and proceeded to shit Chihiro in the arm. "AHHHHHH!" She screamed, writhing in agony.

"Just a second, Chihiro. Try to remember how my room looked." Makoto said calmly, his expression psychotic. Chihiro looked at him in fear, everyone looked at Makoto in fear. "MAKOTO, WHAT THE FU-" Mondo got cut off by a bullet entering his chest. Mondo screamed in agony, but desperately trying to make it to Chihiro.

"Uh... puhuhuhu?" Monokuma seemed to be slightly concerned, and even scared. He backed into his throne, in fear of being shot. "NO! THATS WRONG!" Makoto screamed. "OH FUCK- AHHHHHH!" Monokuma screamed as he fell to the floor, blood oozing from his chest.

The trial continued, we all tied Makoto up this time. I somehow convinced them he wasnt the killer. He also learnt that from the one time I shot and killed the elderly couple in our neighborhood. "There just arent that many clues, right?"  Leon said, not knowing how much he would regret that.

"NO! THATS WRONG!" I said, as I threw a knife into his left arm. "AHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU TOO?!" Leon said, gasping in pain. Monokuma ran over to me, and forcefully grasped my weapon supply away. "Y/N! WHAT THE ACTUA-"

I bonked Monokuma on the head with a hammer, knocking him out. No, he wasnt dead. He was our captor, so no point in killing him. "JUST REMEMBER, LEON!" Leon heard a gun load from behind him. He slowly turned around in horror, fear taking over his entire face.

Makoto somehow got out, he shot Leon in the head. Everyone screamed in terror. "YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE, RIGHT?!" Makoto twitched violently, talking to Leon's dead corpse. Blood was all over his sneakers, I watched with a blank expression.

"AND YOU KILLED POOR SWEET SAYAKA! WAAAAAAAH!" Makoto ran up to Sayakas portrait, hugging it. "BUT ITS OKAY SAYAKA MY DARLING, I ALREADY GOT A NEW WIFE!" Makoto pointed to me. Wait what the fuck? Makoto ran up to me and hugged me.

"WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER Y/N, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Makoto laughed insanely. He was then held back by Byakuya and Toko. "We need to get him in an enclosed space!" Byakuya shouted.

♡Timeskip♡
"Makoto is an insane bitch, but fortunately we have him in an enclosed tiny space." Byakuya said to everyone, I felt kinda bad for trapping him in the fridge. "IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!" I heard Makoto shout, his voice muffled from the fridge.

"Oh fuck." I said. "IM BUSTING OUT NOW! IM ACTIVELY BUSTING OUT OF THE FRIDGE! HERE I GO!" Makoto screamed as we heard noises, everyone ran out besides me. "I TOLD YOU, I WAS GONNA BREAK FREE!" Makoto twitched.

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AYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE! I dont know either.