Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

11037

Me and Makoto made our way to the elevator, everyone looked at me with a petty face except for Chihiro and Kyoko. "Gee, still pissed about me using common sense? When will you (no) teens learn Makoto didn't fuckin murder his potential girlfriend." I clicked my tongue bitterly. Makoto gasped as if to say something but he stopped before anything came out.

"(No but louder)?! Y-YOUR THE U-UGLY FREAKSHOW!" Toko yelled. "HEY! DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!" Makoto shouted at her, Toko looked at him in surprise. I looked at him with mild shock but looked back at them all anyway. "So what were you two fucking doing? Were you two actually fucking or something?" Mondo asked us. I gasped a lil, Makoto straight up squealed.

We all finally decided to get on the elevator, but Makoto had to do his internal protag monologue. "Ya done now?" I said to him. He nodded and we headed in. Tension filled the air. Makoto looked at me and gently took my hand. "Y/N.." He said silently as he looked at my face for a weirdly long time. "Yeah?" I said in a soft tone.

"Heh, can I sleep with you if I make it out alive?" He nervously scratched his neck. "Sure man." I replied. "Will you two stop flirting?" Leon said. "Yeah, your making me want to write fanfiction." Toko turned to us. "Ah, yes! The two remind me of Killua and Gon personally!" Hifumi said with a pose. I got the reference along with Makoto.

"B-Bet your thinking a-about him r-right now as we s-speak." Toko gave me a smug grin. "But hes right next to me?" I said confused. What the hell did she mean? Was that a dirty joke? Probably. Makoto didn't seem to get it either.

We finally made it there, Monokuma had a fuck ton of honey and wine. We all got on our podiums as a awkward silence filled the air. "Kay, can I go first?" I asked no one. "Sure." Byakuya said. "Okay, so the knifes missing, theres gold shit everywhere on Sayaka's hand. So that implies that the killer wacked her with the golden ass katana." I said proudly.

Makoto looked proud, but shocked at the same time. "Still, that does not imply that Makoto is not the killer." Sakura said. "Okay then, if I tell you what happened last night, will you stop blaming him?" I tilted my head not surprised. "What do you mean by last night?" Aoi blushed.

"I was in the dudes room, Sayaka came there as well. She was scared as fuck and apparently someone was trying to murder her ass. So she wanted to swap rooms." I quickly responded. "So they both did, Makotos doorhandle on his bathroom sucks too." I stuck my tongue out playfully.

"Yeah, for the ultimate lucky student, he-" "SHUSH!" "Okay.." Monokuma said sadly as.. mushrooms grew on his head? I'm not gonna ask. "Also, apparently the killer left behind some of there stuff. Like there shirt, it was a white button up too." Makoto said to everyone. "You guys really got it covered, huh?" Kyoko smirked. We discussed for a while.

Apparently Sayaka took the damn knife, damn idol bastard. "Okay, so what about the writing behind Sayaka? It says 11037." I said. "Hey, Chihiro, you can do code and shit, right? Did ya get anything?" Mondo said to the bo- GIRL. She didnt. "Okay, you all have the mentality of fucking 6 year olds, so just flip it over in your mind." I said, tired.

Makoto looked at me with puppy eyes. "Everyone except Makoto." I said looking away. Everyone gasped. "Yep, its Leon." I grinned. Leon looked at me with absolute anger.

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Heyyyy! Back with another chapter! I'm gonna be very sleep deprived today, so I figured making it now would be better.

Edit: I said the r slur and didn't know it was an actual slur. Which is why I added (no). I will try to be more educated, forgive me for what I have done. I apologize. /srs