Y/N, the ultimate paleontologist goes on one fuck of an adventure with her childhood friend and crush, Makoto.
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I was in complete shock, who was this chick? She was way hotter than me that's for sure, but what the fuck? How is anyone's bazongas that huge? "We have been waiting, waiting so very long for peasants like you to appear!" Junko said with a thicc british accent. I gotta say I didnt expect her to sound like that.
"So your the mastermind? Wow, cant say I expected that." I crossed my arms, furrowing my eyebrows. "Yep, a depressing lowlife like me.. what a shame.." She said, suddenly growing.. mushrooms. "Oh, forget it. Why did you kill your own fucking sister, dumbass?!" I asked.
"Oh.. she was just nothing but a shy, anxious, good for nothing tomboyish freak. While I on the other hand, was an attractive diva, with big boobs." Junko said, hiding most of her face. Damn, salty much? "Seems as if you were jealous." Kyoko crossed her arms.
"OH I WASNT JEALOUS OF THAT BITCH! FUCK NO! BUT GUESS WHICH ONE I WAS?! KYAHAHAHA!" Junko laughed psychotically, Makoto stared in shock. "Y-You.." Makoto muttered. "I know right, I didnt expect a thot to be our captor." I said sassily.
Suddenly, Monokuma spoke up. He was still on the floor, but he was alive. "What the.. JUNKO?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE, YOU WHORE?!" Monokuma said after a long silence. Monokuma backed up slightly, seemingly afraid of her. "Oh, Monokuma! Darling!~" Junko said with her british voice. Darling? What? Monokuma also looked.. different.
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He no longer had the red eye, nor did he have bear ears. So does that mean none of us can make fun of him for being a furry anymore? Damnit. "Darling?" Byakuya asked. "Y-Yeah! what do you mean by that?!" Makoto asked nervously, he was more scared of her than me, that's for sure.
"Oh my sweet sweet Monokuma.. he was an arrogant, stupid, lowly peasant." Junko put her hands on her hips. "Shall I explain?" Junko suddenly got bigger boobs in like 5 seconds, jesus christ. "HEY, MONOKUMA! GO TO YOUR PODIUM YOU STUPID BITCH!" She screamed, pointing to another empty podium.
Monokuma gasped weakly, and then frantically ran over to his podium. "Monokuma was a classmate back then, whom I had a crush on. I showed my love everyday for him, but he never understood. So he hid away from me, avoided me, someone as hot as me." Junko said, she also had a ponytail now.
"I was of course filled with rage, how on earth could he hate me? He was a stupid wittle meany head!" Junko said, with a weirdly cute anime face. "So I snuck into his bed, knocked him out, and kidnapped him!" Junko cheered. "You.. kidnapped him?!" Makoto seemed nervous, but his eyes were full of anger and sadness.
"YEP! I BRAINWASHED THAT STUPID FUCKER TOO! THE MONOKUMA YOU KNEW WAS ME ALL ALONG!" Junko put her middle finger up. She then got out a Monokuma plushie within 3 seconds. "Puhuhu!~" She laughed, making her voice like him.
This.. crazy yandere bitch. She's.. the fucking mastermind?
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