Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Shitpost story lmao

IM SORRY HHHHH

Makoto POV
I layed in my bed uncomfy, Chihiro and Mondo had just been murdered. I snuggled the pillow because I had nobody to snuggle. It was nighttime and it was almost time to go to bed, when suddenly, the announcement bell played. It was the furry. Monokuma seemed angry this time, I could tell it was some bullshit like us taking his stuff again.

"STUDENTS! GYM! I HAVE A VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!" Monokuma said, his eyes twitching. The announcement went off. Jeez, what's got him so pissed? I walked out my room into the corridor and headed for the gym. I ran into Kiri along the way. "What do you suppose he needs?" She asked calmly.

"Probably something stupid." I smiled, friendly as I could. We entered the gym and saw everybody standing there. "It seems you two have arrived. Why did he look so pissed for the matter? Let's find out in this-" "Yeah, this game, I get it. Will you please shut up now?" I asked in a bored tone. Everyone seemed pretty shocked.

"Excuse me, Na-" Byakuya was interrupted by loud flopping. It was of course Monokuma, he seemed like I said, pissed. He stared at me then sighed. "This is a official announcement of Hope's Peak Academy!" He started, is it a new rule? Probably.

"Makoto Naegi is a bitch ass motherfucker, that's right! He pissed on my fucking despair! He took out his tiny ass dick and said it was tHiS bIg~" Monokuma mocked angrily. What the hell?! Where did this crap come from?! I noticed some people snickering.

"And I said, that's disgusting!" Monokuma whined, it seemed as if the bear was having a tantrum of some sort. "So I'm gonna post something publicly on twitter! About your secret, Makoto! That's right, bitch! My dick is bigger than yours! Fuck you and your stupid goth fuck of a girlfriend! Bye, motherfuckers!" Monokuma said as he disappeared.

This left everyone shocked, everyone sat uneased. "Well jeez, he needs to chill.." Yasuhiro rolled his eyes, everyone left, some still snickering. Hell, some even wheezed the moment they got out of everyone's sight.

I felt bad, I'm going to apologize.

Later at night

I went up to one of the cameras. "Monokuma! Come out! I need to say something!" I pouted, seemingly angry. "PUHUHUHU! Are you pissed about me making the announcement? You better be!" Monokuma grinned eagerly.

"Uh, no actually! I came to apologize! Sorry!" I bowed. This left Monokuma in complete shock. "Your apologizing for.. me insulting you?" Monokuma asked. I nodded back. Monokuma covered his mouth, then just looked back at me.

"I'm.. going to my office again.. your too pure for anyone's poor heart.." Monokuma dramatically said as he walked back to his office I presume. At least he felt better though, right?

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AYYYYYYYEEEEEEE! Just a shitpost, nothing more!