Average Paleontology ♡ Makoto Naegi x Reader

Gamber slut

"Oh, really? Then what about this photo?" Celestia asked as she pulled it out. "Dude, it's pretty obvious hes carrying him, not being attacked." I said with a judgemental face. Celestia giggled, oh shit. "Why must you paint me as the villain in all this?" Celestia began.

"BECAUSE EVEN FOR A FEEBLE-MINDED JACKASS YOU COULDNT BE MORE SORELY MISTAKEN!" Celestia yelled. What the fuck? Makoto tried to yell over her, but her ass kept yelling. "ARE YOU DEAF AS YOU ARE THICC, YAMADA FUCKING SAID THE KILLERS NAME."

I snickered when she said thick, I banged my hand on the podium. "He said, quote on quote, Yasuhiro. IN OTHER WORDS, YASUHIRO HAGAKURE!" Celestia shouted. "I mean, he could of meant someone else, but okay." Makoto put his hand on his hip. He also learnt that from me.

This also made Celestia extra pissed. "Can I say it, Makoto?" I asked between laughter. "Sure." Makoto said. Yeah, I know she was probably about to die, but i cant help but laugh at people getting pissed. "Celestia, you fucking asked me to meet with you, and then proceeded to talk about personal issues. Hell, you even used my trigger word, whore." I smirked.

Celestia... growled at me. I'm sorry, but what the hell? I did a tea kettle wheeze. Makoto slightly laughed at this too. "Please just admit your the killer, your killing me yourself." I laughed, banging my podium hard ;). Okay, I'll stop. "Can I do the thing? Y'know, the argument-" "Yeah man, okay." I wheezed.

So he just explained shit, nothing new. "I'm sorry, Celeste. You lost." Makoto said proudly, this made this all even better so I fucking cackled. "You lost, when was the last time I was forced to utter such words?" Celestia asked. I stopped laughing of course so she could at least say her last words peacefully. "Also, mind explaining the trigger word thing, because I'm not letting you escape that you bitch."

Yeah, Makoto said that. What? He wasnt gonna be pure forever, who the hell do you think the man's hanging out with? Celestia sighed, and proceeded to explain my trauma. She got it from alter ego, why? How? I dont know. Everyone of course, was shocked and a bit mad at her. Okay, double decker pissed. "You insensitive fiend!" I heard Byakuya mutter, no, we werent friends. He just agrees that shit is horrible.

"Monokuma, can we get started? I am prepared." Celestia asked in a polite manner. "How?! Your not scared?! Your about to die, Celeste!" Aoi yelled. "Yeah! Your about to fucking get incinerated or some shit!" I said. "I am scared, I can even lie to myself at times." Celestia replied staring at me. Anyway, let's see the execution.

♡After execution♡
I.. wow. That was.. pretty cruel, actually. Makoto hugs me and massages my shoulders. This is actually sorta relaxing so I kinda start to fall asleep. "Hey.. its alright.. I'm never letting anything hurt you again, okay?" Makoto said before pausing. He then spoke up. "I love you." There was a long pause after that. "I-In a friend way of course! Haha!"

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AYYYYYYYEEEEE! So, can I vent or some shit? I'm kinda looking for someone to talk to about my problems due to quarantine.