Kpop Imagines

Asking Nct Dream "Whats a piece of information that feels illegal to know?"

Based on the TikTok trend. I usually write Mark with 127, but this was too good to leave him out.

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Mark
"Hey Mark"

You tapped on his shoulder from behind, as he was sitting in his studio chair reading music. He turned to give you his full attention.

"What's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

He looked at you weird but didn't hesitate to answer.

"I'm glad you asked, because I happen to know that there is nothing stopping you from adopting public birds. They're just...there. You can literally just take them home, it's free. No one is going to stop you.

You resisted the urge to laugh at your boyfriend.

"Does this have anything to do with the Canadian geese we went to feed by the lake?"

"What?! Of course not!"

Renjun
"Injunnie!"

You skipped into his room, where he was working on a drawing he'd yet to tell you about. He turned in his rolling chair and you plopped yourself onto his lap.

"What's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

"By no means am I speaking from experience, but killing someone with an icicle is the superior method of murder because when the icicle melts there will be no blood, no murder weapon, and no fingerprints"

"...what"

"Just saying"

Jeno
"Jeno Lee"

Your boyfriend looked up at you from his seat on the couch.

"What's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

He shrugged.

"Well the other day I found a website where you can pay other people's bills, wait the required time they have to pay it back to you, and then claim their money for it...nothing major"

"...elaborate"

Haechan
"Hyuck, what's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

You asked your boyfriend, as he was driving home from going to an Amazon locker to pick up something he ordered online.

"Good question, because I actually happen to know that every Walmart has the same vending machines, which means it is completely possible to buy vending machine keys, go to every Walmart in your area, and take all the change out of the machine"

You glanced at him in the drivers seat.

"Is that why you insisted our next date be to an arcade?"

"...No...There were...other reasons"

"Mmmhm sure, and remind me what's in that Amazon bag you ordered?"

His voice was so quiet you almost didn't hear him.

"Vending machine keys"

Jaemin
"Jaemin, what's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

He looked up from his laptop.

"Y'know the free subscription service trials? Netflix, Hulu, all that? Since you only have to sign up with your email, you really don't have to pay for anything if you sign up with a different one every time"

"What?"

"Anything is possible with the right amount of email addresses?"

He shrugged nonchalantly.

"Jaemin...is that why there are so many different profiles on our Netflix account?"

He looked away suspiciously.

"So...if I ask what you're doing right now?"

"Creating more email addresses, what else?"

Chenle
"Lele!"

You yelled for your boyfriend, walking into his room.

"What's a piece of information you have that feels illegal to know?"

He thought about it for a moment before responding.

"I mean, I know it's actually perfectly legal to start your own business, hire your children to work for you, and then claim them as employees who are being paid more than they actually are so that you get more money on your tax return without paying taxes into the business...but that's it"

You looked at him in shock.

"You're not...speaking from experience, are you??"

"No, of course not"

"Oh...so is this like a rich people thing or..."

"Y/n!"

"I had to ask!"

Jisung
"Hey Ji, do you have any information that feels illegal to know?"

"Someone online said that when you get a bill at the hospital, if you let it go to collections for a while they can't legally make you pay it"

"What? Jisung you have to pay your medical bills!

"Priorities, Y/n...priorities"

"You can't actually be considering this"

"Don't judge what I will and will not consider. Besides, nothings illegal if you don't get caught"

"Y'know what-"

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