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field trip

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classic trip to si, with flash as the dickhead who thinks peter is lying, and harley as the loving boyfriend (who comes in pretty late- but).

also, no one is dead, because I can't handle writing the after effects of both loki, pietro, tony and natasha's death. I have this hc that loki and peter both take comfort in each other, so loki is protective of peter-- so yeah.

lowercase intended. russian is probably incorrect, as I used google translate. most of my writing is dialogue, as I can not use descriptive writing to save my life.

- [ tw: swearing, bullying, homophobic comments ]

by crow
( @crowberrii )

- - -

peter yawned, blinking.

"good morning." a groggy voice said from beside him. "good morning, harley." peter yawned and got out of bed, stumbling as he put on some clothes.

"shit, I have a surprise field trip today."  he said once he walked into the kitchen where the avengers were sitting. steve piped in with his usual 'language.'

peter sat on a chair, and wanda smiled at him slipping a plate of pancakes in front of him.

"доброе утро паучок." aunt nat greeted him. good morning, baby spider.

"доброе утро." good morning

"a field trip isn't so bad." tony said, slipping into the chair beside peter.

"uh, the last time I went on a field trip, I got bitten by a radioactive spider and my friends and I almost died." peter retorted.

"well--" tony started, "yeah, you're right."

"the better question is, where's the field trip?" nat asked, raising her eyebrows. peter groaned.

"er-- the zoo." he lied.

"peter, you are a terrible liar." nat whipped out his permission slip, reading; stark industries, home to the avengers. 

"how did you get that?" peter took the slip away from his aunt, glaring at nat as tony glared at him.

"крошечный паук, I am a spy, I know things." nat said, smiling. tiny spider, I am a spy, I know things.

"No one believes me about my 'internship' at si, and you're going to embarrass me." peter groaned.

"another reason to sign the slip, mr. stark." harley said, smirking. tony patted peter's back. "don't worry. we'll try not to."

"keyword, try." harley kissed peter's cheek and waved as he sprinted towards the elevator down to the labs.

- - -

ned waved at peter as he walked from behind him, they walked in sync. "so-- the field trip is today."

"sadly."

"on the bright side, you can finally show flash that your internship isn't fake!" ned said, referring to the time the class found out about being a so called 'intern' at stark industries. peter groaned for the hundredth time.