Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

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Flamango_55: No. M I N E

Nightmare waved his hand, sighing. "Clearly! It's not even in this dimension anymore." Cross snickered at the dramatic whine in his boss's voice.

Flamango_55: Pfffttt War Flashbacks for Crisscross

Cross, despite having laughed at Nightmare for doing it, fell over with a whine. "We don't talk about that." Error had taken his slippers back, now watching Cross suffer with a smug expression.

Flamango_55: Awww come on Glitchy, you shouldn't have told him. Now I'm gonna give all your chocolate to poor little Oreo who's currently having flashbacks to Classic hitting him with a slipper.

Error sputtered, clutching his chocolate bar close, eyeing the screen warily. "Don't you fucking dare, you never said I couldn't tell! Poor oreo, what about me huh? You're threatening to steal my chocolate! A war crime! War crime, I say!"

Killer snickered, "Cross, you got hit with a flip flop?? By Classic?? The ketchup-holic??" Cross hissed at him to shut up, his face purple with embarrassment. "Look, he caught me off guard-" Killer hooted, his eyes wide. "No way, he caught you off guard? You, who's always tense and hyperaware of everything???" Cross pouted. "The atmosphere was tense, ok? It was hard to notice it when I'd just stabbed someone and we were all fighting- It's a story for another time."

Nightmare sighed, picking his book back up.

Flamango_55: No NoT wHaTeVeR. I know your the best villain in the Multiverse but like be nice to us. What we say could influence your life in ways you never imagined. Like I could turn the book you were reading into a French copy of a Caillou book and you'd have to live with it

Amused, Nightmare pointed at one particular word. "Caillou? I bet you googled that, there's no way you'd spell it right the first time." Error, on the other hand, was more nervous. "That's a high-level threat right there." The glitch made a face. "Who knew fruit could be so threatening."

Cross shrugged, "I always thought mangos were vegetables." Horror giggled hysterically, rumbling quietly at Cross's stupidity.

Flamango_55: AWWW RORY AND POWDERED SUGAR ARE SO CUTE-

Horror blinked, not having expected the screen to face him. He squinted at it, frowning. "'s'there sound? I can't read.." Error absently flicked a string down, a monotonous voice reciting the message from the screen. Dust startled awake at the sound, slurring a string of half-words. He groaned, flashing a middle finger. ""m not cute. And don't call me that." Horror chuckled, "I think you are. 'n' thanks, creator. Tho' I aim ta be more scary than 'cute'."

Rosewarrior22: what will it take for someone to draw on dusts face while he's asleep? I'm asking for a friend

Dust opened one eye, staring at the screen with a silent glare. Horror laughed nervously, "Um, les' not try it." Across the room, Killer shivered. Ink had drawn on Dust's face once, hadn't ended well for the squid. Horror continued anxiously, "'nless you wanna lose a friend?"