Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

gotta make you understand....

Flamango_55: WAHAHAHA- I WILL TAKE OVER THE LOCAL D O L L A R S T O R E

Rosewarrior22: I await your orders commander Mango!
MushroomEatingMoss: W E H A V E A P L U S H I E C U L T
[fixed a typo for ya :)) -alex]

Fabricmare took on a heroic pose, one hand on his hip and the other pointing up at the sky. Birbplush flapped their wings, nodding dutifully, taking position behind Fabricmare. MushroomPlush rolled around in circles, but also seemed prepared. Cross stared at the possessed dolls, his already white face turning paler. Killer rubbed his back sympathetically, "Don't worry, Crossy, I'll fight em off for you."

Flamango_55: Oh no poor Cross- He's spared from my Dollar Store escapade

Cross let out a relieved groan, "Oh thank the stars." He leaned heavily against Killer, relaxing finally. Killer gave Fabricmare a thumbs up.

Flamango_55: Ivory, you'd be surprised what I'd do for shits and giggles. I deep throated a fudgecicle once

Ivory nodded sagely, "As you should. Deep throating fudgecicles is an artform." Nightmare scoffed, "Why are you encouraging this??" Ivory shrugged, his cloak rippling. "Cuz I can."

Flamango_55: *puts it [on]* I hate Ink but I look pretty snazzy in this, don't you think?

Fabricmare grabbed the Ink shirt, wriggling into it and vanishing into it. He popped his head out of the collar, and bunched the shirt up with his tentacles. Ivory held back a giggle. Fabricmare was essentially drowning in the shirt, which was an XXL. Instead of pointing it out, he knelt down, and tugged on the shirt, grinning. "Agreed. You look very snazzy."

MushroomEatingMoss: [Does] this mean he's a boomer
Rosewarrior22: Imma just go sit in the corner and question my existence

Error tipped his head, "Who, Ink? Hell no. Compared to some of the higher-ups? Ink is like Ivory. He's a fetus."

"Based on what you just said, you are basically a fetus too," Killer chimed in. Error scowled, flipping him off, "Shut up, Killer. If you wanna play like that, keep in mind, if I'm a fetus, then you don't fucking exist." Ivory, the established youngest Sans in the room, frowned. "Hold on, what does that make me then??" Error glanced at him, his expression going blank. Slowly, a grin replaced the bland expression, "You, my friend, are absolutely nothing."

Ivory blinked a few times, uncertain whether to be insulted or not. Error's tone implied it was an insult though, but he wasn't sure how to respond, so Ivory nodded, and left it at that.

Flamango_55: YES YOU ARE F E T U S M A N And the other plushies should be taking over the Dollar Store, duh

Ivory swore quietly, "Oh, come on, not this again! I'm not a fetus!" Fabricmare wiggled his tiny, tiny eyebrows, and Ivory huffed. "Shut up."

Rosewarrior22: 0-0 this isn't gonna end well

Nightmare watched in abject horror as Fabricmare rubbed his little hands together. BirbPlush turns around to watch, their tiny black eyes glinting.

Flamango_55: UPDATE ABOUT THE CHILDREN I HAVE OVER 50 NOW AND I WILL LIST ALL OF THE NIGHTMARE BABIES PARENTS IN THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER ACCORDING TO THE CHILD'S NAME *clears nonexistant throat*