Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

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Flamango_55: OH NO THEY GONNA GET M O N C H E D
ThisIsTrAsH_: NO EATING LE POTATO, ALR?

Horror lunged for the potato, only to slam into the white screen. He fell back, whining loudly. "I'm hungryyy thoughh!" Dust strolled out of the hallway, patting Horror on the head, being mindful of the crack. "It's okay. I'll make you some pie." Horror brightened, turning to hug Dust's lower half. "Yeessssssssssssss. You really do love me!"

Flamango_55: It's okay Geno, I forgive you!

Geno smiled, still trapped in Reaper's feathery embrace. "Thank you." Reaper gave a warning warble, eyeing the white screen with distaste. Geno sighed at this, "Reaper, it's not going to hurt me."

Rosewarrior22: According to the internet birb is a slang term to refer to birds commonly used when said bird is being funny or cute. It can also allude to generalized smallness although that was not my intention

Reaper stared the screen, mouth opening and closing, his mind struggling to proccess. Geno snickered, "That sounds like Reaper." Said skeleton let out a betrayed noise, "Geno, not you tooo!"

Flamango_55: Yes Cross, I can move *waddles over to Cross*

The plushie stretched its arms before hopping down from the tv, ambling towards Cross, who let out a high-pitched scream and grabbed Killer. "Do something!" Killer burst into laughter as Cross tried to hide behind him. The doll looked up at Killer and smiled. He chuckled, patting the small thing on its head. "Calm down, Crossy. 's not so bad."

Flamango_55: HAHAHA FEAR ME OREO BOY

"I AM FEARING YOU-!" Cross had ducked behind Killer, staring at the plushie with wide eyes. Nightmare sighed, "Leave him be, you really are scaring him." Killer glanced back at Cross, who's eyelights had gone out. He frowned, "Oh, that's no good." Killer reached out and grabbed the plushie, tossing it to Dust.

Dust snatched it from the air, setting it back on the tv. Doll taken care of, Killer shifted to face Cross, comforting the poor oreo boy.

ThisIsTrAsH_: AYEEEEEEEEE-- I SWEAR TO GOD--

Error pushed the screen away, "Oh, be quiet." He was on his phone again, texting Ink.

ThisIsTrAsH_: No worries, Bruh uwu

Epic gasped, a hand on his chest. "Bruh.." Dust snorted as Epic slapped a sticker on the screen. "YOU GET A WAFFLE STICKER!" He quickly scribbled your name on it, beaming.

Flamango_55: Ohhhh, reasonable. Tumblr is an amazing place, despite me not having it-

Killer was currently preoccupied with Cross, so Nightmare answered for him. "I have a tumblr account as well, though I don't use it a lot. Personally, I think that place is cursed." Ccino laughed quietly, "Night, you think all social media is cursed." Nightmare shrugged, "Because it is."

Flamango_55: Ppffftt Buffoon thats a funny word-

Nightmare raised a brow, "Funny word? It's supposed to be insulting." Ccino offered his opinion, "It does sound a tad funny, though.

Rosewarrior22: Sorry Noot but your not gonna win this one it's better to just accept and move

Ccino gave an amused snort as Nightmare essentially pouted. "Whatever."

Ccino tugged on Nightmare's sleeve, "Um, Night, I'm going to have to leave soon." Nightmare blinked, frowning, "Why?" The barista held up the kitten, "I have to take care of the cats at home. I'll come back once they're fed, though. Promise."

Nightmare sighed, but opened a portal. Ccino stood up, smiling at the gang, "I'll see you all later!" Killer waved, chiming in to the chorous of 'Bye Ccino.'s

The portal closed behind him. Killer stood up as soon as he was gone, Cross in his arms, and plopped onto the couch beside Nightmare with a grin. "Heya boss."

[Ccino is not taking asks anymore]

ThisIsTrAsH_: Yes. Yes i am. What chu gon do bout it?

Nightmare shrugged, "I can't do anything. Not with Killer laying on me like this." Indeed, Killer had stretched out on the couch, his head resting on Nightmare's femur. Cross was dozing on top of Killer, staring sleepily into nothing. Nightmare had draped a tentacle over him, which lulled him further into sleepyness.

Flamango_55: I do like you, Kills, I very much do. You know what? *gives Killer a crown* you officially have the favour of the birthday fruit. Also Rory seems hungry, y'all should feed him.

A Burger King crown poofed harmlessly onto Killer's face, making him laughed tiredly. "Thanks, bud. Happy birthday, by the way." Killer took the crown, setting it on Cross's head.

Nightmare grinned, "Don't worry, it's almost dinnertime."

ThisIsTrAsH_: Ok. Horror. Whats the deal? Why i staring at my kid?

Horror blinked, "That's a kid? But it looks like a potato." Dust shrugged when Horror looked to him for answers. "I dunno, but don't eat it."

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