Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

Old Mcdonald had a farm

Flamango_55: NIGHTMARE BE NICE TO THE KITTY

Nightmare scoffed, "I am being nice to it. Don't forget, I'm not the one who threw the thing on my head." Ccino winced, stammering to Nightmare to calm down. Nightmare, ever the asshole, flipped the screen off and smiled innocently when Ccino gave him a disapproving look. "They started it-" Ccino hushed him, "And you added to it, now settle down." 

Rosewarrior22: Ok, sorry for the reboot, Error *places 3 spicy dark chocolate bars next to Error*

Error snatched them up as if you'd take them back, scarfing them down instantly, wrapper and all. He licked his teeth, humming in content, throwing a thumbs up in the white screen's direction. Cross cringed on the floor, "That is a disgrace to chocolate."

Flamango_55: Hehe yeah, people genderbend Sanses, and I can confirm, he looks hot

Cross flushed slightly, ignoring Killer's smug expression. "I-I, uh.." Satisfied with his unfailing talent of reducing Cross to a blushing mess, Killer laced his fingers behind his head and reclined against the couch. "I'm sure she does look hot, any version of me is undoubtedly sexy as hell."

ThisIsTrAsh_: Crossy! You can have all the chocolate you want in the world! Have it all! *throws a butt load of chocolates on everyone

Flamango_55: Of course *drops a choco bar on Cross* enjoy~

Cross yelped as he was buried under chocolate, his shout muffled. Ccino gasped, having covered the kitten on instinct to protect it from the candy bars. He frowned at the screen, his tone scolding. "That was very dangerous, you could've hurt the kitten!" Nightmare only rumbled in amusement, digging Cross out of his prison. Error had already swiped some of the chocolate, to Cross's dismay. Still, Cross opened a portal beneath the pile and sent it to his room. After settling on the couch again, he sighed and patted the screen. "Thanks."

Dust grinned to himself. 

ThisIsTrAsh_: Calm down noot noot, im not making fun of crossy. Aww the fluffy oreo is being cute >w<

"You better not be," Nightmare hissed, a sentiment nearly everyone in the room shared. Killer had picked at the screen with a knife out of spite. Cross, however, ducked his head, flustered. "I'm not.." Ccino nuzzled him with a smile, "You are. Epic agrees. Don't you?" Epic gave them finger guns, grinning. "Very cute, bruh." Cross sighed, face still warm with blush. "Be quiet."