Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

you wouldn't get this from any other guy

Flamango_55: Well, I'm not sure about everyone else but I'm a magical fruit possessing a fabric version of Nightmare 'ere so

Fabricmare waved at Ivory, a grin on his tiny face. Ivory blinked, waving back hesitantly. He glanced at Nightmare, a hint of a grin on his face. Nightmare glared back, "Not a word."

Rosewarrior22: Ok I understand the whole "technically immortal cause outcode thingy magig" but just how are you all so old ndhhenejhdgrbjzjsghekbd *has existential crisis in the corner*

Reaper pouted, "I'm not that old. Compared to Ink, I'm more of a, uh.. Yeah, I dunno how to put it in a way that someone with a mortal lifespan would understand. Ink's old enough now to be considered a god among most common folk." Ivory chimed in, "They sell merch where I'm staying at. You can get a shirt with Ink's face on it." Error burst into laughter as Reaper let out a squawk. Nightmare gaped, "I'm sorry, they do what??"

Flamango_55: Oh man Ivory's a baby

Ivory scowled, "I'm not a baby!" Error snickered, "Compared to me, you're a fetus." Ivory didn't answer him, simply because he was sure Error would rip him in half if he said anything. So, instead, he crossed his arms and glared at the floor.

Rosewarrior22: It's a stab Dino now!
Flamango_55: Oh yay! *takes off my stickers and put them on Horror's head* looking gorgeous, buddy

Horror blinked, somewhat startled. "... can't.. see 'em?" Dust reached up, peeling the stickers off, muttering an apology to Fabricmare as he stuck the stickers on Horror's sleeve. Horror poked the stickers, his expression curious. Ivory plucks the Fabricmare from Horror's hood, turning around with a frown. "How does this work? I know you said you possessed it, but that doesn't make sense?" He poked the button eye, "Are you a creator??"

Flamango_55: .... Okay, I'll save my ultra cool definitely real Kung Fu Panda moves for Hate

Fabricmare squirms free, taking on a bad stance like Epic had when he'd first arrived. Ivory blinks, picking it back up to keep looking at it. "Who's Hate?"

Flamango_55: Hate sucks but he's sTILL SEXY

Cross grimaced, "I agree with the first part, but sexy? Ew. Even Ink is more attractive than him, and I despise Ink." 

Flamango_55: AGADAVAVCZXVGFSDGSXSGFVBMNDVGSHWBASBGFASVASG F A R M E R AHDXZXMNDBGDMDFMNDF!DC YEH LES WHEAT BOI

Farmer laughs nervously, "Are you okay?" Fabricmare was having a seizure in Ivory's grip, his tinier, cotton tentacles lashing around. Ivory grabbed them, squinting. "How do they move like that??? They shouldn't be able to bend like that, not with the way it's sown." Frown deepening, he started pulling at the threads.

Noodle slithered out, looping down Ivory's arm to flick her tongue out at Fabricmare in her own exploration of this odd thing. Farmer twitched at the sight of Noodle, seeming uncomfortable. 

Rosewarrior22: Yay danger noodle!
Flamango_55: YEAH MACARONI SPAGHETTI PASTA SNEK

Fabricmare wiggled around, his hands grabbing at Noodle. The snake twitched back, her body tightening around Ivory's arm until the bone creaked. Farmer winced at the noise, opening his mouth to ask if Ivory was okay. He ended up saying nothing, backing down when Ivory chuckled. He smoothed his hand over Noodle's back while pulling the doll off, clicking his tongue in amusement. Noodle gave a pop, slipping into Ivory's sleeve.

Ivory simply kept his arm suspended, taking the doll with his other hand. "Danger noodle? Well, she has killed someone before, so I guess she is dangerous." He put the doll on the floor, "Macaroni is gross."

Flamango_55: Dude, Ivory has more HP than I do- Actually idk DO I EVEN HAVE HP? I'LL DIE IF I DON'T EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI WHY AM I QUESTIONING IF I HAVE HP IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T CHECK MYSELF- I'm over thinking again whoops

Famer chimed in, "He's got more HP than I do, too. And an alarming amount of LV." Ivory carefully pulled Noodle from his sleeve, giving a noncommittal hum. He helped her onto his shoulders, Noodle slinking around and settling there like a feather boa. Ivory put his hands in his pockets, "I'd ask how much HP you have, but you said it yourself, you can't really be checked."

Flamango_55: :0

Nightmare stared at the screen. "What does this mean???" Error shrugged, "I dunno."

"Guys, it's a face," Killer snickered. Cross turned his head to the side. "Yeah, it's a face." Ivory grabbed the screen, turning it over. "Definitely a face." Dust nodded. Horror squinted at it, "Whas.. whas' he makin'... th'face fer?" Farmer echoed him, though more coherently, "Yeah, what's the face for??"

-(i'm taking out reaper and geno, and farmer too, unless you want farmer to stay)-

-(also, i'm gonna let someone else add an item thing, like mango's plush)-