Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

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ThisIsTrAsH_ has picked a dancing potato!

Killer had put the tiny Nightmare plushie next to the television, mostly to keep it out of harm. With the sound of a trashcan lid slamming shut, a small potato appeared, doing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance. As soon as it appeared, Horror's red eyelight emerged from the darkness of the hallway.  

Flamango_55: OW MOTHER FUC- Oh sorry Geno-

Geno smiled, "It's alright." Reaper gave a low hiss at the screen, "What did you do to my Geno!" His feathers puffed up defensively. Geno sighed, running his hand down Reaper's wing. "Calm down, idiot. The plushie just startled me." Geno reached over Reaper, patting the screen. "Sorry for kicking you."

Rosewarrior22: Welp it's official Reaper has become a birb

Reaper stuck his tongue out, "I'm no bird-" Killer interrupted him, "They said birb. Not bird. Birds are completely different from Birbs." Reaper cleared his throat, "I'm not a birb." The word came out awkwardly, Reaper clearly not used to it. Under his breath, he muttered, "What even is a birb??"

Flamango_55: Nightmare is right, you're making me sad I'm single

The plushie's stitched smile turned into a frown. Cross stared at the plushie with horrified eyes, "You can move?!" ((you can move -alex))

Flamango_55: *gasp* I feel so special-

Epic smiled widely, "That's good, bruh!" Cross cursed loudly, backing away from the tv, even though he was already pretty far from it. The plushie had smiled.

ThisIsTrAsH_: See, Error is an as$hole
Flamango_55: oh mY GOD-

Error's glitches swarmed around his face, though it did nothing to hide his scowl. "Fuck off, it was an accident. I already apologized and everything." Nightmare nodded, frowning at the screen's accusatory words.

ThisIsTrAsH_: 'Trashcan' is a compliment to me. EY I DONT LIKE PINK STOP IT-

Error sneered, the buzzing glitches finally calming. "You don't like pink, huh?" He reached out and tapped the screen, changing the color to pink and backing away with a snicker. "Don't worry, it won't show up for everyone else. Just you." Proud of himself, Error settled down to eat a victorious snack.

ThisIsTrAsH_: Your threats makes me comfortable, bruh

Epic snapped to attention, responding with a soft "Bruh?" Cross groaned, "Epic, no-" Epic grabbed the dancing potato, hugging it with a grin. "Heck yeah! Bruh!" Cross sighed heavily, "Now you have to say it back or he'll get sad."

Killer blinked at Epic, whispering to Cross, "Does he always act like this?" Cross shrugged, "Kinda."

((I try to keep every ask exactly as it's originally written, but this one was confusing without periods so I added some, I'm so sorry!-Alex-))

Flamango_55: I do. I very very much do. Also Killer why do you know this? Do you read fanfiction? I betcha he reads fanfiction

"No, actually, I don't. I have tumblr."

ThisIsTrAsH_: Logic is thrown out the window, octo-boi
Flamango_55: Would he rather be called a squid like Ink?
Rosewarrior22: You do have 8 limbs Noot 4 tentacles 2 arms and 2 legs

Nightmare scowled. "I'm not an octopus! And don't call me squid, I have nothing in common with that stupid painter." Error stopped mid-chew, his sockets narrowed. "I mean, I can see some similarities..?" Nightmare hissed up at Error, "Silence, buffoon!!"

ThisIsTrAsH_: Hey! I stan for Killer, and i will not hesitate to end u

Nightmare blinked. "I'm sorry, are you threatening me??"

Flamango_55: NIGHTMARE I THOUGHT YOU WE'RE TOLERATING ME- *places a Hello Kitty band aid on Killer's wound*

Nightmare, exasperated, shook his head, "Are you complaining?? I can stop tolerating." He was prepared to do just that.

Killer grinned, completely unfazed by the small bandage on his skull. "Boss~" he sang, "I think they like meee." Meanwhile, in the background, Horror was creeping up to the television, his eye locked on the dancing potato.