Geno and Reaper are leaving!
A portal opened in the middle of the room, a sign plopping in front of it. Geno and Reaper can leave now. Geno yelped in protest, Reaper practically leaping into the portal without so much as a goodbye. Ivory stared after them, jumping back as the portal vanished. Now that a seat was open, Horror nudged Farmer and Dust towards it.
Rosewarrior22 throws in a birb plushie!
The plushie plopped on the floor next to Fabricmare. It immediately hopped up, standing on two french-fry legs, saluting Fabricmare with a wing. Fabricmare nodded expressionlessly. Ivory watched, fascinated, while Cross stared in mounting horror.
MushroomEatingMoss drops a mushroom plushie!
A second plush tumbles down from nowhere. The mushroom twists around, moving to stand upright. Cross covers his face, close to losing his mind. Fabricmare waves to the new plush. Ivory snickers, "There's so many plushies here."
Flamango_55: No, all the words. Every word. I'll copy and paste the dictionary if I have to
"Please don't, that would take so long to read." Ivory bit back a snort. These creators sound troublesome.
Flamango_55: I'd wear an Ink shirt
Ivory perked up, pulling the exact shirt out of his inventory. Error reeled back in disgust, "Why the hell do you even have that?" Ivory grinned sheepishly, kneeling down to hand it to Fabricmare. "Um. I work at a store that sells them?"
Rosewarrior22: I'm scared to ask but . . . how old is ink??
Error shook his head, "Stars, he's so old, yet he acts like a moronic five-year-old. Ink's at least, uh, shit.." Error started counting on one hand, mumbling, before exclaiming, "Eight hundred and three, I think. I don't know, I'm not keeping track of his shit."
Flamango_55: HAGAHBXDFDDASD F E T U S
Ivory flushed, glaring at the ground. "I'm not a fetus! S-shut up!" Fabricmare grinned at him, his tiny tentacles wiggling in amusement. Ivory huffed and turned away. Meanwhile, the mushroom and birb flopped around aimlessly, unsure as to what to do.
Flamango_55: It's okie, it's a gift to Horror, as long as he likes them he can do what he pleases AND YEAH I'M A CREATOR I'VE MADE CHILDREN FOR EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM I COUNTED THE OTHER DAY, I HAVE OVER 30 IN TOTAL, OVER 18 OF THEM ARE RELATED TO NIGHTMARE IT'S JUST WHAT I DO
(and he's amazing at it too -alex)
Nightmare immediately looked uncomfortable. "I don't even want to know who the other parents would be. Please. Please don't tell me." He shuddered. [Please, mango, I am begging you, please list the parents. -Alex] Ivory snorted, "Yeah, you're a creator all right."
Flamango_55: A stinky man
Nightmare nodded solemnly, "That you are. That you are." Killer cackled, "Boss, they're talking about Hate-" Nightmare spoke over him, "Yes, this fruit child is definitely talking about themself. A very stinky man they are indeed. In fact..." He scooped up the doll from the floor, holding it out as it squirmed. "I think they should take a nice long shower." Ivory, alarmed, took the toy from Nightmare quickly, holding it to his chest protectively. "No, you can't do that! The creator will get mad and do something really mean."
Flamango_55: .... You clearly don't know what rule 34 is
Killer raised an arm, grinning. "I do. I know what it is. I like lookin up pictures of Cross-" Ivory covered his 'ears,' shaking his head, "Nope! I don't wanna know!" Killer chuckled. "Looks like the kid knows too." Dust also knew what it was, but kept quiet. Killer carried on, snickering to himself. "But yeah, with the right artist, rule 34 can make anyone seem sexy, I guess. Hate still sucks though."
Flamango_55: I'M OKAY AND THEY JUST DO I'M PRETTY MAGICAL THEY COULD PROBABLY GLOW IF I WANTED THEM TO .... STROBE LIGHT TENTACLES?
Ivory jumped as the doll in his hands started to glow and flash RGB colors. It looked like a tiny rave, but just from his tentacles. Noodle slithered up to the lights, curious. Ivory glanced down at it as well, turning it over to examine the lights. "Weird.."
Flamango_55: Hello Noodle. Pretty girl
Fabricmare flipped over Ivory's hand, lightly patting Noodle on the head. Farm bit his thumb, watching the snake closely for any signs of aggression or threatened behavior. Instead, Noodle flicked her tongue and slipped past Fabricmare.
Flamango_55: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MACARONI- IT'S LITERALLY JUST A SHAPE OF PASTA
Rosewarrior22: But macaroni is just cheesy spaghetti
Ivory blinked. "What???" He put the doll down, crossing his arms, "Look, I just don't like macaroni. It looks weird, okay?" Fabricmare kicked Ivory's foot, frowning up at him, the strobe light tentacles still flashing. "Hey, don't kick me."
Flamango_55: *flops onto my belly* y'all have big feet from this view
Fabricmare gave a thumbs up. Ivory snorted, crouching down to pat the doll. Noodle slipped out of his sleeve, darting away to hide under the couch Killer and Cross were on. Farmer yelped, jumping back to cower behind Horror, Nightmare swore, jerking aside to let the snake pass, and Cross leapt onto the couch, staring at the floor with wide eyes. Ivory chuckled, "Guys, calm down, as long as she doesn't pop, you'll be fine."
Farmer let out a breath. "What happens if she pops?" Ivory tapped his bandaged hand, "She bites. It's the only warning you'll get."
Flamango_55: Well, since my doll doesn't emote as well as a normal face can, I'm sticking to typing out faces, that's my surprised pikachu face, it means I was interested
Fabricmare pointed at his own face to emphasize, his stitches straining. Ivory nodded somberly, patting his head again. "I understand, little dude."
MushroomEatingMoss: Hello bad sanses+epic farmer and ivory, want some moss
Ivory perked up, "Moss? Oh hell yeah, lemme get summa that."
[I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO POST AJKSDF;KLASJDALJ]
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Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)
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