Flamango_55: YEAH WHEAT BOI
Farmer rubbed his neck, smiling awkwardly, "Uhm. Hi?" Horror snickered, patting the other's back. "Give it a minute, you'll get used to it." Dust nodded his agreement. Farmer gave them a thumbs up.
ThisIsTrAsH_: Mhm. He's the only one i thought of
Cross sighed, "I'll let it slide this time, but next time, maybe bring Blue or one of the stars? I'd rather deal with one of them than this guy." Hate pointedly ignored everything they were saying, looking down at his fingertips as if they were the most interesting things in the world.
Flamango_55: God, Hate is a sexy bastard but like, also a stinky one
Hate blinked. "I don't know whether to be offended or not." Nightmare's eye twitched at the sound of Hate's voice, though he said nothing. Geno stared at Hate silently, the red in his eye shining brightly. Reaper's wings closed around Geno further, an attempted shield.
Rosewarrior22: True that stuff is expensive af
Killer snorted, "We wouldn't know, because we steal everything. Who pays for stuff anymore??" Cross huffed out a laugh. Nightmare scoffed, "Of course I paid for it, I got it from Ccino." Killer was silent for a moment, then he said, "Yeah, we paid for it." Cross nodded, "We would never steal from Ccino's au, or Ccino himself."
Flamango_55: HEY I WAS THIRSTY AND NIGHTMARE HAD SOME GOOD ASS COFFEE
Cross made a face, "Good?? I drank the boss's coffee once, it tasted like nightmares." Nightmare sighed, "It was black coffee, Cross." The guard cringed, "I just don't know how you can drink it without sugar." Nightmare shrugged.
Flamango_55: oh shit dang uhhh.... *punches Hate* DOES THIS HELP
Hate swore loudly as plushmare hopped down from the tv and charged at him. He backed into the wall, cursing, "What the fuck?!" Farmer jumped back, horrified as well, as the doll ran past. Hate scrambled away, trying to avoid the thing, but it leapt up and smacked him right in the face. Despite it being made of cotton, the hit landed heavily, sending Hate sprawling onto his back.
Rosewarrior22: Can I please have a sticker to?
Epic nodded, "Sure you can! I've got a plunger, a toaster, and a sloth! Which one do you want, bruh?"
Flamango_55: THAT'S NOT THE PROPER USAGE OF THE WORD EPIC, EPIC. AN EPIC IS A STORY ABOUT A HERO
Epic blinked. "Then does that mean my name is wrong too? Cause, my name is Epic."
Flamango_55: THE DACHSHUNDS AHAHAH AH YES KIM DACHSHUND
Cross mumbled something incoherent, though Killer sniggered. "There is only Kim Dachshund now."
Flamango_55: Anything Hate says is utter poppycock
The plushmare was standing on Hate's chest triumphantly, not letting him stand. Hate's tentacles thrashed, "LET ME GO!" He threw the toy off, slipping away into a portal, hissing at everyone before vanishing.
[Hate is no longer taking asks]
Killer let out a breath, "Finally, god. I hate that guy." Cross muttered his agreement into Killer's chest, purring quietly as Killer pet him.
Flamango_55: Oh uh Farmer- Can skeletons get like, heatstroke or? Like, you work in a field all day, do y'all overheat or do your bones sunbleach? Because human bones can sunbleach.
Farmer tugged the rim of his cap down, thinking silently. "Well, no heatstroke, it's impossible. Temp affects us skeletons differently. Somedays, it does get a tad hot, but I'm quite used to it, so I've gotten no issues from it. Now, if Horror went out there and worked with me, there's a chance he'd collapse. Overheating does happen sometimes, but the magic we're made of gets accustomed pretty quick. After about two days, give or take, Horror'd be just as unaffected as I am. Sunbleaching does show up after an amount of time, but like I said, the magic that makes up my bones'll just fix it right on up." He tapped his cheek, "This part here gets sunbleached the most, ridiculously so. I've got my cap on all day, so I don't understand it, but what can I?"
Flamango_55: AWWW SWEET CUDDLY CHILDREN - I WANT CUDDLES SOMEONE CUDDLE FABRICMARE and my birthday was very nice, thank you
Fabricmare started ambling around, tiny arms sticking up. Dust cringed away as it grabbed onto his leg, lightly kicking it back. "No thanks." The toy turned to the couch, Killer shaking his head. Nightmare shrugged. Geno couldn't even if he wanted to, and Reaper hissed. Farmer backed away a bit. All the was left is Horror. Fabricmare hugged onto Horror's leg, and the skeleton stared down at it. Silently he picked it up and placed it in his hood. "There ya go." He patted it's head.
Cross gave a sleepy smile, having dozed off in Killer's hold. "M'glad."
ThisIsTrAsH_: Hm. Good. For not eating my potato, is there anything you'd like on return?
Horror shrugged, "Eh. Dunno. Maybe a blanket?" Error, having been silent nearly the whole time, chimed it, "I would like a blanket." Horror waved at him, nodded at the sign. "Gimme a blanket, but for Error."
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Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)
HumorAsk book time, bitches. IT'S BACK BITCHES GET YOUR QUESTIONS IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE This includes all the bad guys, star sans, and maybe some of my ocs :3 lets get this party started (cover is mine)
