Ridiculousness (Aus Edition)

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(I forgot to add this ask, so i'm doing it now!)

Flamango_55: I believe in Epic supremacy

Epic straightened, beaming. "Heck yeah, bruh!" He slapped a dino sticker on the screen, "This is just for you, everyone else hasn't earned one yet." To make it more official, he took a sharpie and popped the lid off, scribbling your name on the dino sticker. He recapped the marker, tossing it aside and giving a thumbs up.

Flamango_55: Aw well now we're just fighting. Sorry, Nightmare. Did you know you're my favorite?"

Nightmare rolled his eye, "I'm everyone's favorite, thank you very much." He glanced away, though, somewhat flattered, a hint of cyan on his cheeks. Ccino offered a translation, "What he means is thank you." Nightmare, unable to even feel angry at Ccino, mumbled for him to hush.

ThisIsTrAsh_: I agree

Error stuck his tongues out, "I eat chocolate how I want, pheasant!" Cross cleared his throat, quietly correcting him. "It's peasant, Error. A pheasant is a bird." Error hissed at him, "Shut up, monobitch!" Offended, Cross turned away with a huff.

Flamango_55: Correct

Killer patted Cross's knee, "Calm it, fluffy. Why don't you go oogle some of my alternates?" Killer passed Cross his phone, a webpage open to pictures of genderbent Killer. Eyes wide, Cross stared at it with an open mouth. Slowly, purple began to creep across his face.

He pried the phone from Killer's hand, holding it close to his face. Curious, he closed out of it, looking up more genderbent versions of his mates. His eyelights dilated as he came across female Dust. 

ThisIsTrAsh_: I get pats from Cross-- *insert high pitch squealing

Error winced at the sound, "God, be quiet!" Epic snorted, wagging his fingers, "Chill, glitchy bruh." Error flipped him off, turning his attention back to his phone. Ink was sending him pictures of Blue and Dream's activities.

Meanwhile, though, Nightmare was getting tired of Cross's drooling, about to take the phone back, but caught sight of his female version. Cross had zoomed in on some suspicious lumps. Even though it wasn't him Cross was looking at, Nightmare's face lit up and he slapped the phone out of Cross's hands. "okAY THAT'S ENOUGH-!"

Ccino laughed at Cross's disappointment, Killer snorting as he saw what had upset Nightmare. "Naughty naughty, Crossy." Cross grumbled in response.

Rosewarrior22: Speaking of the kitty does it have a name? Also can I pet it please?

Ccino hummed, "I haven't named him, yet. I'll do that when I get home. And sure! Just be very careful." He held up the tiny animal in his hands, somewhat hesitant.

Killer chimed in, "Maybe you should name him MishMish Jr." At this, Ccino smiled. "That would get confusing, and you know that. And I don't think MishMish would enjoy it very much." Killer snickered, "I know."

ThisIsTrAsh_: I feel threatened. Sorta--

Nightmare grinned, "Good. Can't have you getting too comfortable." Cross leaned against Nightmare, "In that case, mind if I get comfortable?" Nightmare sighed, lifting his arm and allowing Cross to press into his side. The monochrome went lax, yawning as he started to doze off. Nightmare lowered his arm, draping it over Cross's shoulders, the guard only relaxing further.

Flamango_55: I think everyone in this room agrees. Except for any leftover chocolate. The chocolate would not agree.

Nightmare waved his free arm, "Bah, the chocolate can go melt in Hotland, Cross is cute and no one can say otherwise." Cross gave a noncommital noise, mumbling something incoherent. Nightmare blinked and lowered his voice. "I should go put him to bed, he's been more tired than normal lately."

Cross groaned as Nightmare pulled away, bemoaning the loss of warmth. With Killer's help, Nightmare hefted Cross up, tucking his arm under the sleepy skele's femurs and teleporting away. He came back a few moments later, giving the gang a thumbs up. "I soundproofed his room, he'll sleep for at least a few hours.

[Cross is not taking anymore asks]

[you can bring in one more character]
[ink, blue, dream, or reaper. pick one!]

[or you can add a physical representation of yourself! ex; a bird, a rock, a chair. I'll leave two slots open, so two people can add things, but that will be all!]