Dance them away~ Todobaku

18

"You really thought I was gonna do something?" Katsuki laughed, referring to the scene that took place ten minutes ago.

"You looked like you were. " Shoto grumbled. Scratching his head.

"Metaphorically, even if I did like you that way, I wouldn't have the balls to do anything about it." Bakugo scoffed, taking a sharp left turn.

"Careful! you're not lightning McQueen or whatever that shitty character was called." Shoto warned him jokingly,then looked sideways at him, smirking. "You wouldn't?"

"Meta-fucking-phorically, Shoto, meta-fucking-phorically." Katsuki sighed. "And anyways, what does lightning McQueen even do?"

"I don't know. I've never watched it."

"What?! You're making references about a show you don't know shit about?!"

"Alright, alright. Calm down." Todoroki laughed. Thinking for a minute;

"I saw this game on the internet-"

"You mean BuzzFeed." Bakugo interrupted.

"No, I mean a stupid illegal anime site." Shoto sighed. "You really think I would stoop that low? Unforgivable."  he shook his head.

"No." Katsuki grimaced. "I was just making sure."

"Well don't. It's fucking weird." Todoroki laughed. After a second, Katsuki joined in.

"Well, what was the game?" he asked.

"It was one of those crappy games where you put two initials together and see if they would be a good couple." Shoto explained.

"And?"

"And? What do you mean "and"? "

"I mean what the hell am I supposed to do with info?" Katsuki sighed. This happened on the daily. Random bits of information from Todoroki that made absolutely no sense.

"Well, I was thinking, you could come over to my house, and we could put the initials of people we ship together and slander them." Todoroki smirked gleefully.

"We need to do jirou and momo. They're like those angsty teenagers who act like theyre dating but when you ask them they say no." Katsuki sighed. "In fact, they are those angry teenagers who act like they're dating but when you ask them they say no." He was telling the truth. Whenever he asked jirou if they were dating momo, she would shake her head and blush.

"And it's even more annoying, because they couldn't make it more obvious that they are dating." Katsuki continued with his rant.

"Why do you care so much?" Shoto laughed. This was an unusual sight, and he wanted to savour it as much as possible.

"Listen kid. Shipping is like quicksand. Once you start sinking, you can't un-sink yourself. " Katsuki said wisely. This was usually the part where he would look at shoto very very smugly, because he just pulled a quote out of thin air, a good one might he add. (Also because shoto would steal it, then quote it to jirou acting like it was his own, something Katsuki took great pride in.)

"So you're basically telling me youre addicted."

"Yes."

"And you're completely invested and there's no way out?"

"Exactly."

...

Now, Katsuki didn't usually infodump on people. In fact, he never did. He could consider it something completely unfamiliar. But now, for some reason, he felt like ranting about kids tv shows and why Historia and ymir is cannon. And who was gonna stop him? Not shoto. However, him being the sneaky little bitch he was, recorded the whole thing. Now, katsuki was unaware of this. The only person that would listen to this audio, was jirou. (I LOVE MAKING THEM BESTIES AHWKDBSKSNDLDN)

...

"The reason why none of these ships sailed, is because people are internally homophobic and go attacking the authors if they include anything LGBTQ, like take hange and ymirhisu for example. People who claim they aren't homophobic keep saying that Historia is straight, and they were just really good friends when ymir literally kept asking her to get married. And hange- shoto what in the actual fuck are you doing? "

"Nothing."

"If you say so."

...

The rest of the journey summed up, was basically the two boys screaming mother mother lyrics, and shoto flipping on random strangers that were flipping him off. (Possibly because of the loud music and bad singing, but we don't talk about that.)

"I'm tired." Katsuki flopped onto the couch, groaning. Shoto was scrolling through his phone, signing.

"What are you sulking about?" Bakugo asked out of genuine concern.

"37 missed calls. Guess who?."

"Couldn't be endeavour." katsuki said sarcastically. "Absolutely not."

"Never." Shoto rolled his eyes. "Well, you are actually quite useful."

"Me? Why?"

"He likes you."

Katsuki choked on his tea.

"Woah! Be careful you imbecile! " Shoto rushed over, and started hitting Bakugos back.

"Y-you're n-not hel-helping you t-twat!" Katsuki spluttered. After a moment, he felt fit to talk.

"Endeavour, the endeavour, the douchebag one that ruined your childhood, likes me?"

"Well, he doesn't Disapprove at least." He shrugged.

...

"Hey, katsuki, you wanna hear a joke?" Shoto asked, looking at him with his big round eyes.

"No."

"Hey katsuki, do you wanna hear a joke?" he asked again, nudging his side.

"I definitely do not want to hear a joke."

"Are you sure?"

"You know what? Go on." Katsuki turned around to look him in the face. He knew this was giving in, but he Katsuki was well aware that he wasn't going to be left alone until he said yes.

"Right, look at me." Shoto said, and held Katsuki's chin up with his hand.

"You're looking at it."

"..."

"You get it? As in I'm the joke?"

"That was crap. A 16 year old straight white boy could do better. Shame on you." Katsuki shook his head. Dissapointing.

"Hey!" Shoto exclaimed, pretending to be hurt. "I did actually steal this joke from a Pinterest board that had Riverdale stuff on it. Don't come for me."

"Sure." Katsuki rolled his eyes.

Hey y'all! If you don't already know, I'm taking a short hiatus. Only a week or so, to rewrite some chapters and get my motivation back. Hope y'all have a nice day! Also, I've decided to add some plot, so be prepared for da tears :)