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Dirk x Jake

'NO POV'

A boy by the name of Dirk Strider sat by the phone on his room, waiting for his friend, Jake English, to call. Today was Dirk's 17th birthday and he was anxious. He was going to see all of his friends in person -which wasn't what he was hoping for due to his lack of social skills when I came to face-to-face communication- and Jake was hopfully going to be there. Jake was kinda like his brother in a way but Dirk didn't like thinking of it in that way. He had gay crush on Jake for about 5 months and every time Dirk heard his name he'd get the hots like no other.

The phone began to ring and Dirk- quickly but hesitantly- picked it up. "Hello?"

"Well hello Dirk! I wasn't expecting you to pick up so quickly!"

"Oh.. Is that a bad thing?"

"Not at all, mate. Hey, what time are we meeting up? Janey told me to ask you. Something about you having brains of steel.."

"Brains of steel? Uh.. Okay? W-we meet up at 4:20."

"Okay cool! I didn't want to miss it. I'll see you at 4:20. Oh! And happy birthday!" Jake hung up before Dirk could say good bye but he felt as if it were for the better.

'DIRK'S POV'

I was kinda disappointed when Jake hung up before I could say 'bye' but... I don't really think I could've. Even if I had written it down like 400 times and had 5 second reminders about it. I just can't. And I know that my social skills is gonna be what ends our friendship... I mean I do try. I watch the 'How to be less of a bitch to you friends' videos and stuff... But I still find a way to screw shit up. Everytime without fail. I sighed. What if he hates me? What if I get to the meetup and he already has a partner. What if he's lied this entire time and he's some old pedofhile that wants to throw me into his 'free candy' truck and lock me in his freezer. Okay no. I've seen Jake before. I groaned loudly. I dunno what to do.

'MAGICAL PESTERCHUM CHATLOG'

TG: Heeeeeeeeeey Jakeeyyyy

GT: Well hello Roxy!

GT: What's up

TG: Jaaake you knoooow

TG: Don't maek me say it!!

TG: *make

GT: Oh...

GT: You're talking about Dirk aren't you..

TG: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: Give the gay boy a gold star

GT: Ugh

GT: Now I'm thinking about

GT: :(

TG: Awwwww Jakkeeeey

TG: Don't give me the saaad faceee

TG: All you have to do

TG: Is walk up to that tall hunk of Strider

TG: And make him your bitch

GT: Roxy you do know what that term means right???

TG: WHat term?

TG: Making him your bitch?

GT: Yes

TG: Yes I do

TG: ...

TG: No... I don't

GT: I'm pretty sure its a jail term

GT: Ya know. Like don't drop the soap

TG: Oh

TG: Oh shit

GT: Oh my

TG: BUT

TG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

TG: TELL DICK YOU LIKE HIM

TG *drik

TG: *dirk

GT: I can try

GT: Oh boy

GT: Would you look at the time

GT: I gotta go.

GT: The hunk of Strider must be waitning

TG: Kay Baaaaaaaaaaai Jakeeeeey

GT: Byeeeeeeeeeeee Roxyyy

golgothasTerror has disconnected

'DIRK'S POV'

I sat on the couch- at my house of course- and waited for the party people and Jake.

I heard a knocking at the door, so I rushed to go answer it. "Hello?" It was Jake.

"Oh hello Dirk!" He smiled.

"O-oh Jake. Hi. Come in." I moved away from the door so that Jake could come in. "Is it just you?"

"I guess so." He chuckled and pulled a little green box from behind his back. "T-this is for you..." He looked away. I took the box from him.

"Thanks Jake. I appreciate it." I put it on a table, and I looked back at Jake. "I need to tell you something..." The alarms in my head were telling me to shut down. ALERT ALERT UNKNOWN EMOTION. I know the 'unknown emotion'. I am a little embarassed, you could say.

"I do aswell... But you can go first." He blushed deeply and looked away, taking a small step back. No. Don't leave. I reached out for his hand and pulled him close to me.

"Jake... I... I love you..." My cheeks turned red and his did too.

"I-I love you too, Dirk..." I pulled him closer and leaned in to kiss him. Never have I been this happy before. I guess like Roxy said... I'm his bitch. I still don't think she knows what that means. I mean she says it to everyone. Much jail terms. He kisses me back softly. Theeeeeeen Roxy and Jane walk in. "Woaaaaaaaaaah Diirky. What is this??" Jake looked back.

"R-Roxy! Uh I was.. We were ju-" I cut him off.

"We were kissing." Jane shook her head in disapproval.

"Jeez Dirk. If you wanted us to come later, we could've left you alone." She chuckled. Jake sighed.

"Jaaaaaaaaaaane."

ERMAHGERD WHY.

NO NOT WHY

DIRKJAKE IS MY OTP

AAAAND THIS WAS MY FIRST REQUEST SOOO

I'M SORRY IF ITS SHORT

902 WORDS IS A SMALL NUMBER

OKAY MY NERD BABES

I SEE YA'LL NEXT TIME

~Otaku_Business