Homestuck Wonderland of Ships. Leijon Approved.

Dirk x Android!Hal

"Its... *huff* dark and cold... *huff* I haven't seen food... In.... eight days.... *huff* I don't think I'm goi-" Dirk was interrupted by the most annoying person on the planet. Hal.
"Dirk what the fuck are you doing."
"Updating my blog."
"Updating? You mean feeding people lies."
"I'm not feeding anyone lies."
"Well pretending to be deserted on a frigid icy island with no food and water. Seems like lying. Not to mention the fact that you have wifi on said island."
"Hal your negativity isn't necessarily."
"You aren't necessarily."
"Hal. Go away."
"There's a way to ask."
"HAL FUCK OFF." Dirk got up from his wheely chair and slammed his hand down on his desk. "Go annoy someone else!" Hal merely laughed.
"You're literally the only person I can annoy."
"Sounds like a personal probl-" Hal poked Dirk's belly button thus making Dirk squeal and fall to the floor.
"Don't fucking touch me!" Hal fell to the floor laughing.
"Oh my god that's hilarious!" Dirk growled and stood up again and dusted himself off.
"Please go away." Hal stopped giggling and gave Dirk a serious look.
"Not without a kiss." Dirk raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
"You heard me-" Hal stood up. "-not without a kiss."
"I'm not kissing you." Dirk took a step back. Hal took a step forward.
"I don't really think you have a choice." Hal moved closer towards Dirk. "Though I think you knew that." He smirked and leaned in on Dirk, kissing him deeply. Dirk tried to move away but was caught by the kiss, though he hesitantly kissed back, blushing deeply. Hal bit Dirk's bottom lip asking for entrance, and Dirk denied him. Hal smirked at this and ran his fingers over Dirk's crotch, in which he earned as gasp and a small moan. Hal slid his tongue in Dirk's mouth feeling around his new space. He pulled back for air then leaned back in for more. After several minutes of passionate kissing Hal pulled back for good and smirked at Dirk's blushing face. Hal chuckled. "I thought you didn't want to kiss me."
Dirk grunted. "Y-you kissed me."
Hal smirked. "True. But I don't hear you complaining."