Homestuck Wonderland of Ships. Leijon Approved.

Jade x Female! Reader Part 1 ((EDIT:: ))

Early spring~ Ah the most wonderful time of the year. Filling with flowers, insects and allergies. All of which you have some resentment towards. You were always a spiteful person- but what didn't deserve spite-ing. Oh you could just go on and on about your pure hatred but that's not what you want to in all honesty. What was really on your mind, was her. The girl with the glass and a weird smile. The girl that was always. Fucking. Happy. You hate her- or at least you want to. Hating just isn't something you can do towards her. Everytime you heard her name, your stomach acid found a new way to make you sick*. All of your friend teased you about your weird lesbian crush and you hated them too. For all you care, all of these people could fall into satan's armpit and burn like lemon juice on a cut.

In the midst of your hate thoughts, The Goofball approached with that same goofy ass smile as always.

Jade's POV

"Hey ___! You look happy for once!" She casted you a sour look- a look you knew too damn well. "Happy as always..." You sighed hoping for a reaction but recieved none. The two of you stared at each other in silence for a moment before she said, "Where's the blonde one?" Blonde one. Rose or Dave. She hates Dave. Rose maybe? "Rose? Oh! She had a poetry slam to go to so she left already." She nodded, "Poetry slam, huh? Cool." Oh noooooooo. Cool is definitely not good. Your panic systems turn and the loud sirens blare around in your head. How dare she show intrest in a girl that wasn't you- but you cool down. Ice breakers. You need an ice breaker, you thought. "So ___... What's your favorite coffee shop?" ___ turned her nose up the same way she did anything, "I can't drink coffee." You rose an eyebrow, "Oh why?" ___ shrugged, "Stomach problems." That's riiiiiiiiiiiiight. This mean child had weak insides and couldn't handle lots of things. Some people learned that the hard way... Rip Dave... (lol he's alive don't worry)

You nod for a moment, "Yes yes. I forgot. Well do you eat anywhere else?" This time she didn't give a disgusted look, but a normal face. Oh thank the heavens! This is a sign. "No. Not really." Well fuck. Fuck this in particular. Forget the sign, this is a deeper pit than before. You try to think of something better to say but there isn't. Finally, she says something, "Are you here because your friends aren't around?" The words came out sharply and with vemonous intentions. It stabbed you in about 8 different places and all where bleeding and drowing you. You definitiuy weren't with __ because you were bored and lonely, but there wasn't an easy way to say that. "N-no." You stutter though she doesn't glance back down to acknowlegde you.

___ POV

You knew it. Youknewityouknewityouknewit. You felt your heart calm itself down in relief. It was such a relief to get that out of your head. Finally- your normal life back. Take that fake lesbian crush! Part of you was jumping for joy but another part was actually kind of sad. Jade really did interest you and you might've even gone out with her if things came down that far. But fuck it. You're free from this. Jade wasn't looking at you, probably sad to have been caught. "If thats all" you started, "I'd like to go hangout with some of my friends." You heard the tiny breath behind you hitch as you went off. 

Jade's POV

You blew it. Youblewityoublewityoublewit. Dave totally told you it wouldn't work out anyway but still... Everything hurt. Your heart, your stomach, you ovaries, (shark week yo) everything. Her eyes burned like she was going to cry. Not noticing that you'd still been walking, you bump into something small and fuzzy. Oh lord no. Add angry to the description. Karkat glared up at your glossy eyes with pure rage. You inhale, preparing yourself. And boom. "What the fuck is with you?! Did you not see me walking, trying to make my way to fucking i dunno class?!!? You're so god damn clumsy-" You snap, "Please fuck off." And with that you were gone. You actually didn't mean to get mad but you were no longer in a good mood. Tiny footsteps followed behind you, "Not until I get an apology." You sigh, this was NOT good for your sanity. "Karkat please go away. I'll apologize later." He scoffed, "Do you know how stupid that fucking sounds." "I don't know a lot of things then." You continued avoiding him, while he followed you. "What's your deal?" You snap again, "I dunno. Maybe because I rude ass midget is following me around after I was just rejected by ___ and then completely shut down." Karkat nodded like a doctor knowing the exact medicines to give out, "Ah yes. The heart break." I know this all too well." You sighed, "Dave or John?" He flushes with anger, "Oh fuck you." You try not to smile because you're trying to be mad. "Like I was saying" he said, "You need to get back at her." You shake your head, "Nope." Karkat laughed, "Like you have a choice. Go to lunch and embarrasse her. Say something mean." You shake your head again, "No. I'm not a dick." "We can fix that"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I TOTALLY ABOUT HAVING THIS DONE IN A WEEK. Even though it was like 8 or 9 days. This is going to be in parts so stay tuned and all that shit. Lazy typos since theres no autocorrect. Someone make me stop changing my name omfg. 

Anyway duces,
      ~the ol' puddincatsWorld

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I feel like I totally forgot to mention that this is in the form of um... Highschool stuck??? Pretty sure that's what it's called. But yeah heh :P