Homestuck Wonderland of Ships. Leijon Approved.

Hussiecest ((EDIT:: ))

Once upon a time, there was a lil' boy name Hussie-chan. He one day became a man and killed John several times. Then he met death, who just so happened to be Hussie. The had sloppy makeouts and ate lots of candy. They also had millions of babies, of which they all named Hussie. Except one, this one baby was special. His name was Courtney. Courtney fell in love in John. Hussie did not approve of this relationship so he murdered John 37 times and gave Courtney his genitals. Courtney was happy with this offering so she stabbed all million Hussie babies and her parents Hussie and Hussie-ette. She then burned her house and became a princess. THE END.

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