Peter
MJ?
MJ?
MJ?
MJ?
is this your new number now?
???
I don't know someone named MJ
I think you have the wrong number
Peter
R u sure?
Cause saying you don't know yourself is a very MJ thing to do
Big brain Peter 🧠
???
So your name is Peter?
Peter
Im starting to think ur not MJ
???
Finally, you're catching on
Peter
So if ur not MJ, who are you????
I'm not Peter, I'm Sherlock!
???
You watch Sherlock?
Peter
I also read it
???
Ooh, big brain 🧠
Peter
I just like murder mysteries
My favorite yt channel is Buzzfeed Unsolved for a reason
???
Oh, I think a couple of my friends might have hand something to do with some of those cases
Peter
That's so cool!
R they like assassins?
???
Maybe...
Peter
Or CIA agents?
???
Possibly...
Peter
Or maybe FBI!
???
Could be
Peter
Or SHEELD agents!
I was so sad when it fell
I still firmly believe sheuld is operating in the shadows
Remember those watchdogs
And nitrameme
Shud deals with that
???
How did you manage to misspell shield three times?
And it's nitraMENE
not meme
And last time I checked they didn't mention nitramene on the news
How'd you find out about it
Peter
sorry
And I just rewatched all of their protest stuff, and judging by the substance, it looked like nitramene that'd been stabilized
???
You know all that?
Peter
Yeah
???
It's cool
😎
Peter
No sane person still uses the sunglasses emoji
You must not be ✨gen z✨
Anyways, what should I call u?
I don't like texting a random number
I'd like to give u a contact name
???
I dunno you pick one
Peter
Okay, imma call u FBI agent
FBI Agent
I don't work with the fbi
Peter
But ur friends do
FBI agent
Sure
Peter
I'm tired
FBI agent
mood
Peter
You said mood!
Maybe there's some hope for you!
FBI agent
Hey!
I just know a teenager
Peter
Your kid?
Or little sibling?
Or cousin?
Niece or nephew?
FBI agent
I'm her mentor
Peter
Ooh
What do you mentor her in?
FBI agent
Nonna yo beeswax!
Peter
Come on
Pleeeeeeeeese!
FBI agent
Well, I used to be her mentor
Peter
What happened?
Did she betray you?
Went to work for the enemy?
FBI agent
Nah, I don't really mentor her anymore
She's more like my kid now
Peter
You're old!
FBI agent
I'm not old!
I'm only 36!
Peter
That's old compared to me
FBI agent
So you're a kid
Peter
I never said that
FBI agent
If 36 is old compared to you, you've gotta be under the age of 20
Peter
Ooh, I'm not the only Sherlock in town
FBI agent
Speaking of Sherlock, which one do you like better?
Robert Downey Jr's or Benadryl Cucumberpatch
Peter
Badminton Tennismatch for sure!
FBI agent
Of course
I've never heard that one before
Peter
Is your 'daughter' around?
FBI agent
Yeah, she's downstairs
Peter
Ask her what she calls him
FBI agent
Brb
She says her favorite is Broccoli Googlesearch
Peter
Ah, that's a good one
FBI agent
It is
She also likes Burgercash Scoobiesnack
Peter
Another good one
Sorry but I have to go
I've got to go to class
FBI agent
So you are a kid!
Aha!
Peter
Shirt
FBI agent
I told you, I'm Sherlock
Peter
You're not Sherlock, I literally just told u
FBI agent
Shut up
Peter
Ouch
FBI agent
Sorry
Don't you have to get to class? Which one?
Peter
Oh right
It's AP spano
FBI agent
Spano?
Peter
Spanish
FBI agent
I put that together
Have fun!
Peter
In Spanish?
That's not going to happen
FBI agent
Really?
Peter
Unless it's Kahoot
FBI agent
Kahoot?
Peter
Ask ur kid. If she knows Popecomb Penguinbath then she should know what Kahoot is
I have to go now
I'm walking into the classroom
Bye 👋
FBI agent
👋
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You've got the wrong number
FanfictionWhen Peter Parker accidentally texts the wrong number, he sends a text to an avenger. But something is off, there are slowly more and more hints, telling him he already knows a little bit about them. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You've probably s...
