PETER'S POV:
I opened my eyes to sunlight streaming through an open window. Guess I forgot to close it last night. I think and prop myself up. Where am I? Oh right, my bedroom floor. With a bullet wound in my shoulder. I stumble into the kitchen, searching all the cabinets for something I could eat, and I finally come across a bag of chips. Looks like breakfast to me. My phone dings with a notification, from the all too amazing Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Hey
Are you okay?
FBI Agent
Yea, we're kinda worried
Peter
I'm fine now
Katniss
You better get a note to get out of PE
Peter
I don't need one
It's a half day today
Which means we don't have PE
Katniss
Me too!
Teacher work day or something I think
Bucket
When I was a kid we never had teacher work days
Did any of you
FBI Agent
You guys know I dropped out of elementary school
Peter
I'm sorry- WHAT
Buzzfeed Unsolved
I never went to school
Peter
So you were homeschooled
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Sure
Sherlock
I went to a boarding school
So no
???
I did
??
So did I
Peter
Le gasp!
I need nicknames for the new contacts
Bucket
You should call ??? a pigeon
Peter
Okay!
Pigeon
What?
Why?
Peter
Why not
And who's the other person
Language
He's Sherlocks best friend
Peter
He's now Watson
The Good Doctor
Hey!
I thought I was Tony's best friend!
Dash
Just cause ur his boyfriend doesn't mean you're also his best friend
Sherlock
You guys are all my friends
Peter
Wait- so Sherlock and The Good Doctor are dating???
Ooh!
Are there any other family members I should be aware of?
Watson
FBI agent and Buzzfeed Unsolved are dating
Language and Bucket are dating
Sherlock and The Good Doctor are dating
Dash and Violet are siblings
So are Knives and Poptarts
FBI Agent and Buzzfeed Unsolved are basically Katniss's parents
And Poptarts and Bill Nye are dating
Any questions?
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Rhodey! Too much information! Do you seriously not care about our safety?
Peter
Says the person who just revealed another name
P O P T A R T S
This is quite amusing
The Good Doctor
You could say that again
YOU ARE READING
You've got the wrong number
FanfictionWhen Peter Parker accidentally texts the wrong number, he sends a text to an avenger. But something is off, there are slowly more and more hints, telling him he already knows a little bit about them. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You've probably s...
