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7 - Donut eat my Donut

PETER'S POV:

Should I tell Ned and MJ about Kate? No, we promised we wouldn't tell anyone, so I have to hold up my end of the bargain.

"Hey!" Ned says. "You'll come over for taco night right?" He asks and I nod.

"I wouldn't miss it for anything." I say and he smiles.

"Good! MJ is coming over too! We can watch a movie too!" He says excitedly and I smile.

"Sounds great!" A text message appeared at the top of my phone, and yet again, it was the Avengers.

FBI Agent
I'm going to add a couple more contacts
For funzies

Katniss
Funzies?

-FBI Agent added ??? and ??-

???
Why

??
There's nothing wrong with group chats
Who's the missing contact?

Peter
You can call me Spidey
But you need a name too

-PETER AND KATE'S PRIVATE CHAT-

Katniss
That's Maria Hill
And the other is Phil Coulson
I'm trying to get Nat to add a couple other friends

Peter
What should I call them?
I wanna get creepily accurate
You live with them

Katniss
Call her Sparkles
She looks just like Robin Sparkles
It's hilarious

Peter
Okey
What about Coulson
Any ideas?

Katniss
Idk
Just pick something
Or get Nat and Clint to chose something

Peter
K

-GROUP CHAT THAT IM JUST REALIZING DOESNT HAVE A NAME, SUGGESTIONS?-

Peter
I have decided that ??? will be Sparkles
Idk why
You just seem sparkly

Sparkles
Fine

Sherlock
Omg that's so accurate

Sparkles
Shut up

Sherlock
No

Peter
And I need a nickname for the other person
Any suggestions

FBI Agent
Grandpa
It's perfect
Cause he's basically everyone's dad

Peter
Dokey okey!

Language
Isn't it okey dokey?

Peter
Yeah
But dokey okey is funnier

Katniss
Agreed

Bucket
We're back with donuts!!!!!

Pigeon
Yeah, we got a couple chocolates, a couple with sprinkles, some eclairs... just about anything

Sherlock
YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Peter
Awww, I want a donut

FBI Agent
So come over and get a donut