2 - Buzzfeed Unsolved

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Peter
Hey
U there?
I'm bored

FBI agent
Who are you?

Peter
WHo ArE yOu?
You're not Mr FBI agent

FBI agent
FBI agent?
He doesn't work for the FBI

Peter
Yeah, but he said a couple of his friends might have had something to do with Buzzfeed unsolved
So I called him an FBI agent

FBI agent
Ah
Oops he's coming
Bye

Peter
Bye Mr FBI agent's friend

FBI agent
Hey Peter
What'sup

Peter
Your friend stole your phone

FBI agent
Yeah I just got it back
Anyways, I'll give u her number
So u can spam her

Peter
Okay!
I like to spam people

-FBI agent sent you a contact-

Peter
Hello!
FBI agent gave me ur number
He told me to spam u
So
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi

???
Stop

Peter
Okay
So what should I call u?
Cause calling u mr FBI agent's friend is a bit long
R u 1 of the 1s who likes murder

???
I- sure

Peter
Okay, ur new contact is Buzzfeed Unsolved

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Okay...
So how'd u meet Clint

Peter
So FBI agent's name is Clint?
Thanks

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Crap

Peter
I texted him by accident
My friend got a new number and yeah
Then I just kept texting him cause I was bored

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Cool

Peter
FBI agent (or Clint should I say) said he had two friends who liked murder
So who's the other

Buzzfeed Unsolved
He's busy
I'll give you his number when he's not busy
I read your texts with him
Don't you have homework?

Peter
No...

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Something makes me think you're lying

Peter
Fine

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Good

Peter
Do u know anyone who plays Minecraft?
I wanna play with someone
And my friend is grounded so he doesn't get his devices
And my other friend doesn't like Minecraft

Buzzfeed Unsolved
No, sorry

Peter
It's fine
It was a long shot anyways
I guess I'll go do my hw
Bye
👋

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Bye

-switchs chats-

Peter
Mr FBI agent?

FBI agent
Yeah?

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