The Last York Prince [AU]

INCORRECT QUOTES

(I was bored and I needed to make some character development at the time)

*inspired by Among Us*

Sarah & Drew (after poisoning Margaret Beaufort): We have done nothing wrong!

Richard: *fully aware* I know this and I love you guys

*Freja asking Richard questions*

Freja: what are some of your strengths?

Richard: I fall in love with things very easily

Freja: what are some of your weaknesses?

Richard: everything about you *kisses her*

*Robyn is basically the human version of Swiper The Fox*

Richard: If you have any questions, just ask.

Robyn: you think I can just swipe the crown when your brother is not looking?

Richard: Goddammit Robyn!

*Richard is curious of when Henry watches YouTube*

Richard: so what are you watching these days?

Henry VIII: mostly decapitation tutorials on YouTube.

Richard: what the fuck, Harry!?

*Henri being lowkey romantic*

Mary I Tudor: *busy writing*

Henri Plantagenet: hey, can you hold this for a while?

Mary I Tudor: *looks up and frowns* but this is your hand?

Henri Plantagenet: *nonchalantly* yeah, can you hold it or not?

*regarding the name list*

Robyn: *referring to Richard's hit list* he's making a list, he's checking it twice and we're gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice here

*Robyn trying to be smooth af and Sarah just kills him*

Robyn: Don't be shy, ask me out

Sarah: ok, get out

*...I have no idea what this is...*

Drew & Robyn: fuck gender, we wanna be legally classified as biohazards

*young Richard's problem*

Richard: I hate how I was born a prince and now I have to fight for my life, my family's and fight for the throne, but has anyone asked if I want to be a flower?

*the next one should sound familiar*

Drew: why is Richard crying in the corner?

Freja: he's drunk

Drew: and?

Freja: he asked if I was single

Drew: but you're married to him

Freja: exactly

*Robyn still trying to be smooth af*

Sarah: *touches Robyn's head* you're hot

Robyn: thanks

Sarah: no seriously, you have a fever