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stupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
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#incorrectquotes
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by twink_satan
mammon: i'm quick at math
satan: ok, what's 37×9?
mammon: 333
satan: that was not ev-... wait what?
asmo, checking his ddd: he's... right
mc: poggers
here. you can have a picture of my dog. as a little treat
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