[35 missed calls from: Simeon]
lucifer: Simeon, what's wrong?
lucifer: It's 4:39 in the morning, this better be an emergency
simeon: LUCIFER LOOK!!
simeon: 🎷🪅
simeon: SHES PLAYING THE SAX
simeon: LUCIFER!!!!!
lucifer: I'm blocking you
simeon: HOW DO I UNLOK THE CAPD
simeon: LUCIFWR
simeon: 🎷🪅
YOU ARE READING
𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ⧉ 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾!
Fanficstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
