levi: let's play fuck marry kill
satan: right
levi: mc, simeon and solomon
satan: easy! i marry simeon, fuck mc and kill lucifer
lucifer: i wasn't between the options
satan: i did not stutter
YOU ARE READING
𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ⧉ 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾!
Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
