𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗍

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asmo: uh, guys? satan won't come out of his room and i'm getting worried

lucifer: just tell him i said something

asmo: like what?

lucifer: anything factually incorrect

satan, busting in minutes later: excuse me did you just say the sun is a PLANET

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