asmo: uh, guys? satan won't come out of his room and i'm getting worried
lucifer: just tell him i said something
asmo: like what?
lucifer: anything factually incorrect
satan, busting in minutes later: excuse me did you just say the sun is a PLANET
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Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point