lucifer: can you please be serious for five goddamn minutes!?
mammon: my record is four, but i think i can make it
YOU ARE READING
𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ⧉ 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾!
Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
𝖿𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗌
lucifer: can you please be serious for five goddamn minutes!?
mammon: my record is four, but i think i can make it
