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stupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
#asmo
#asmodeus
#barbatos
#beel
#beelzebub
#belphegor
#belphie
#diavolo
#idk
#incorrect
#incorrectobeyme
#incorrectquotes
#leviathan
#lucifer
#luke
#mammon
#obeyme
#obeymeshallwedate
#random
#satan
#shallwedate
#simeon
#solomon
#swd
by twink_satan
solomon: so, how it is like to be dating satan?
simeon: the other day i asked him to bring me a glass of water while he was pissed at me. he came in with a glass full of ice, looked me in the eye and said 'wait'
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