lucifer: i have the sharpest memory. name just one thing i have ever forgotten before
mammon: a week ago you forgot me in a walmart parking lot and i had to walk 5km to get home
lucifer: i did that on purpose try again
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Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point