lucifer: in light of what you have done for me, you are allowed to hug me for four to five seconds
diavolo: FORTYFIVE SECONDS???????
lucifer: four-to-five seconds!
diavolo, already sprinting: TOO LATE
YOU ARE READING
𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ⧉ 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾!
Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point