luke: you can't come up with such an awfully obvious lie and expect me to believe it like a gullible idiot! i'm NOT five!
solomon: he's nine!
luke: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M NINE
simeon, softly: he's ten
YOU ARE READING
𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ⧉ 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾!
Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point
