levi: ugh beel was banned from the chicken shack so we had to drive out of town to get some
beel: well they shouldn't say it's "all you can eat" if they don't mean it
levi: motherfucker you ate a CHAIR

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Fanfictionstupid shit they probably (most definitely) said or did at some point