I like you

5. The Next Day

Levi woke up with a horrible hangover, not having a clue as to how did he got to his apartment. He had faint memories, a brown haired woman with glasses and a giant grin kept popping up but he wasn't sure if she even existed or she was part of a nightmare.

He picked up his phone and saw he had messages from Eren:

Hey! Sorry I left, my mom kept texting me to come home

You should probably drink a lot of water >.<

See you Monday <3

Sorry I left? Heart emoji? Was Eren at my apartment?

did.. DID WE HAVE SEX!?

Shut the fuck up!

You shut the fuck up!

Levi's apartment has paper thin walls.

Damn neighbours. Anyhow, No, no, no, why would we have sex? Nothing of that sort happened, although... I think I asked him if he was gay and said something about his butt. Ugh I'm not sure I wan't to remembered what happened.

Levi went in the shower to take a bath, while he washed his body he remembered out of nowhere leaning on Eren and asking him to take him to bed, Levi screamed from the shock the memory brought him.

I'll go there and tape your damn mouth shut!

I dare you bitch!

Anyways, I'll go to the restaurant and ask around. I want to know if I have to change jobs.

Levi walked to the restaurant and just as he arrived he felt a maligne presence behind him, He froze thinking he'd get mugged but instead a loud waitress appeared.

Now I get it shorty, that's why you wouldn't get it on with jealous boy, you fell in love with me.

Hey! what the hell!? Do I know you? You... you're the woman of my dreams

Thanks but actually I'm not interested, as cute as you are

No! I mean, from yesterday, I can barely remember, feels like a dream, or maybe a nightmare

Oh, I'll help you remember!

Okay... thanks...?

So untrusting. Come let's take a walk

Uhm...

In the park! I won't kidnap you

But your work?

They can live without me for a day, let's go

Hanji grabbed Levi's arm and pulled him, they started walking around the park.

So... anything interesting happened?

Mmm, let's see:

You went to an Italian restaurant at night to have diner, which he paid, not romantic at all

He said his favorite color is the color of your eyes, which are quite beautiful by the way....

He called you cute then you called yourself a naughty boy, you slut! HAHAHA

You asked him if the was gay and a virgin

Hanji started laughing, Levi was blushed and furious

Sorry, sorry that one was just too much

aaand he said, trying to be all sexy: "When I told you I liked you, what did you thought I meant?"

and then you went home together

Hanji was now making a very bad impression of Eren but Levi's thoughts were somewhere else and all you could read on his face was confusion.

Well I think most of those things are relative

Shorty, you're basically his girlfriend. HE TOLD YOU HE LIKED YOU, what else could that possibly mean?

I don't know! He's nice to me, he hugs me, but he's pretty much like that with everyone else

Does he go out to dinner with everyone else?

I don't know, I barely know him!

Well that's good, you don't want to get involved with friends

Well I don't have friends, I thought maybe we could be that... and I don't want to fuck it up by getting feelings

So you're in denial then, because it is quite obvious you're both into each other and hey, I'll be your friend, if you'll have me

Hanji's comment hit Levi like a bucket of ice water but his heart was warm

I can't be friends with a four eyes.

Levi smirked and Hanji could tell exactly what he meant. The raven had just accepted her friendship with a healthy dose of dark humour.

You're so mean shorty!

Hanji grabbed Levi and started rubbing his head with her fist.

Let me go!

Not until you promise you'll go get the boy

I'm not getting anyone!

Levi started pulling on Levi's ears playfully, not really hurting him

Ouch! Okay, okay, I'll... say something to him... now let go!

Okay Levi but if you don't I'll kidnap you for real this time

She's so scary and weird... she's cool

I really don't know what to tell him tho, I already said "I like you too... as friends"...

Friends? Why the hell!? Gosh... then you'll have to kiss him

That's actually not a bad idea... it's fucking awful

No, wait up, you owe him to make the next move after friend-zoning him and calling him a virgin

Ugh, maybe I do...

You do.

Anyways, won't they fire you if you don't go back to work?

No, well firing myself would be a very stupid thing to do since I own the place

What!? That's great! But then why do you work as a waitress?

I like it. Being with people, not looking down on them from my, must I say -very- high business owner table

She's really something else

NOTES:

DISCLAIMER: Non of the characters or anything related to Attack On Titan belongs to me. It is in it's entirety intellectual property of Hajime Isayama.

NEXT CHAPTER: Will Levi take on Hanji's advice? Idk, read the next chapter