Strawberry Cow [GeorgeNotFound x OC]

Chapter 14 • Whipped

October 29th
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"If I see one more compilation of me being a simp, I will cry." I threatened, though it really wasn't a threat.

If anything, I really didn't want any compilations of me to stop being made. The more that are made, the more attention it brings to me! Then I don't have to get an actual jobs, cause actual jobs suck.

Sounds kind of weird when I say that, but I really want money. Need money. Eh-

"If anything, George is the simp. But it's fine, we love George here." I closed the chest and returned back to my mining.

I was currently on my hardcore world, recording a youtube video. I hadn't logged onto it in awhile, so I decided to log on.

"Speaking of George, let's add some spice and call him. Since Styro bailed on me." I got into the safety of my house before going to the discord tab to call George.

It only rang for a brief few seconds before
he answered.

"Hello?"

"Ayyyyy! It's my hubby!" I cheered, clapping. "George I'm recording."

"Oh cool. What are you doing?"

"I'm on my hardcore world. I wanted Styro to join but she bailed so I called you instead. Maybe you'll get me more views." I joked, switching back to minecraft. "What are you doing?" I continued the conversation.

"I was just doing some coding. Dream wanted me to try something new so."

"Speaking of Dream, how is he?" I went down into my mines, sprinting along the already made tunnel.

"I haven't talked to him in a minute, I've been talking to you a lot recently so."

"Oh hey! Don't expose us jeez." I laughed, mumbling a curse as I almost fell into lava.

He laughed as well, further brightening the smile on my face.

"Would you like to join the world George?" I offered, beginning to mine some coal.

"I mean, sure. Why not? You said it was hardcore right?"

"Yep! Here just lemme.."

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Georgenotfound and Sylvonne screaming | Compilation

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"George no!"

"AaAh-"

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"HOLY SHIT GEORGE HELP!"

"WHAT IS THAT?"

"I DON'T KNOW JUST HELP ME!"

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"What if... mice are just rats in denial- AH WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Rats in denial- aAH-"

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"Don't fall... Don't fall... Don't fall... GEORGE DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST-"

"AHHH HELP ME-"

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"Okay, fuck building you a house. Let's just expand mine or something-"

"SYLVONNE HELP HELP I'M STUCK!"

"STUCK WHERE?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU- WHAT ARE YOUR CORDS?"

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"And that's why I think mice are just rats in denial- HOLY FUCKING SHIT."

"What happened, what happened?"

"A CREEPER. MY HEART."

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"If there's one thing I know, it's- aAH-"

"OH WHAT THE HELL?"

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"What if we just dig down and build like a bunker. We'd be safe from everything."

"Sylvonne look! Look behind you!"

"WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MANY CREEPERS? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CATS THAT I HAD AROUND?"

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"What's with you and mice?"

"I refuse to believe that they aren't just rats in denial. I can never tell the difference between a rat and a mouse."

"Well mice are cute, like you. And rats are mean and ugly... like the striders."

"Aww did you just call me cute?"

"Uh, no. AHHHHH-"

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"What if I made an energy drink out of ant semen. Wait do ants produce semen?"

"I don't know. Why would you want to do
that though?"

"Because what not? You'd drink it,
right George?"

"Oh- uh- I don't really drink energy drinks. I'm more of a coffee person."

"Wait you wouldn't drink my energy drink?"

"I mean, I guess I would."

"Yes! My life is- oH SHIT WRONG-"

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