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No one is judging you if you can't read this, take care of yourself.
Prompt: You guys know those clips of Eret saying 'Gimme your fucking money' in an Elmo voice? Yea I think you know what's gonna happen lol.
Notes: Remember that Eret uses all pronouns! When they're using the Elmo voice, the dialogue will be italicized
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Yesterday, Eret, Fundy, and Niki were goofing around, impersonating random people and characters.
"Hey guys, are you ready? I have a good one." Eret said, smiling. The other two nodded, curious on what they are going to do.
"Gimme your fucking money" Eret said, doing a pretty spot on impersonation.
"Is...is that Elmo!?" Niki said, clutching her stomach in laughter.
"Wait, that was so good, do it again!"
For the next 20ish minutes, the two were just saying random sentences for Eret to repeat.
"Alright, I'm gonna log off and go to bed, see ya tomorrow." Eret said.
"Wait, say it in the voice please!"
"Fine," They said, rolling their eyes. "Alright. I'm gonna log off and go to bed, see ya tomorrow." With that, Eret logged out and shut down his pc before getting up and going to his bedroom.
Time Skip~
The next morning, Eret woke up and saw she had an invite from Niki to join her stream. They booted up their pc and logged onto the Dream Smp before calling Niki.
"Hey Eret!"
"Hey, Niki!"
"Hahaha, see chat! I told you it was real!"
"Ahh Niki, help. I can't use my real voice! I'm trying and nothing is happening!"
"Haha funny joke but you have lore in half an hour, so you really should stop."
"I can'tttt, what do I do!" The two talked for a while, trying and failing to come up with a solution. Sighing in defeat, Eret texted Dream, asking if they can push the lore back one day.
Eret 👑
Hey Dream, can we push my lore stream back a day?
Dream 🟩
Sorry, no can do. Your bit leads into the other 2 streams today. It's too late to reschedule.
Did something important come up?
Eret👑
Not exactly
Just watch the stream and you'll see why. I apologize in advance.
Eret 👑 went offline.
Dream 🟩
Wait why
Eret!?!?
A few minutes later Eret started their steam and waited for the viewers to flood in. While waiting, he joined a call with Puffy and Badboyhalo, the other two in his bit.
"Hey chat, ready for some lore?"
"Eret!? Why are you talking like that?" Puffy asked, laughing.
"Haha, funny story that I don't have time to tell, we are on a bit of a tight schedule according to Mr Teletubbie over there."
The three went through their entire bit, which was an essential one in the WHOLE rest of the storyline, before ending their streams and chatting together for a few minutes.
"Wow, good job guys!"
"I have no idea how we kept it together as long as we did."
Before anyone had time to respond the sound of someone joining the call rang through.
"Eret!? What the hell!" It was the teletubbie himself, wheezing at the stupidity that just went down.
"I tried to tell you man!"
For the next 48 hours, even though the bits after theirs were just as important, the only thing Twitter was talking about with how hilarious Eret's lore turned out to be, even getting #ElmoEret trending.
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Lmaoo please I love this
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Thank you for reading and remember to hydrate, eat, and take care of yourself <3
