Varian: Can I be straight with you?
Hugo: Absolutely not.
Varian:...I'm going to abandon you by the side of the road unless you stop making gay puns.
Hugo:...Lesbi honest, that's not going to happen.
Varian: I'm done! Goodbye!
Hugo: You're going to leave me here? All bi myself?!
Varian: Oh my fucking-
Hugo: How would I catch up with you? I have no transportation!
Varian: MAKE IT STOP! *slams door*
Hugo: Wow, he really just left. Fine, I guess we'll see how this pans out.
(Later)
Yong: I heard you left Hugo behind because he wouldn't stop making puns. But you have to admit, he aced them.
Varian: Oh no, not you too Yong. Wait, how did you even know about that?
Nuru: We're omniscient, we see everything.
Varian: *endless screaming*
I had way too much fun writing these puns.
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FanfictionThere isn't enough content here, and I don't trust myself to write stories, so here is my contribution. Incorrect quotes, headcanons, memes, and the occasional sh!tpost.
