Finding A Way Out

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Bruce: *Bruce approaches a run down brick building, he walks up to the door, he starts clicking buttons on the keypad, he walks in, closes the door behind him and presses buttons to lock it, he walks into a dark room of a building, he unzips the bag, Freezer sits up with blue glitter going everywhere, he starts to cough* Sorry...
Freezer: It's fine... Thanks for getting me out of there...
Bruce: No problem... *grabs his outfit out and starts to put it on*
Freezer: What is this play about?
Bruce: Have you ever seen Beauty And The Beast?
Freezer: Yeah?
Bruce: It's a copy. I'm the "Bug".
Freezer: *sweat drops on his face* But it's a beast... Shouldn't it be like an animal or something?
Bruce: *thinks* You know what? That's not a bad idea... *puts on his glittery tuxedo*
Freezer: Alright, I doubt I will see you later, but take care of yourself big guy...
Bruce: You too...
Freezer: *turns around and heads to the door, he sees a poster of the play, "Best Play Wins A Free Life To The Land Of The Living!"* *stares, sees the date, "Today!", thinks, then sighs* You can't be serious... *thinks more, gets sweat drops on his head* Dammit... *sighs and turns around* Hey, Bruce...
Bruce: Yeah?
Freezer: C-c-can... c-c-can...
Bruce: What?
Freezer: C-can I... uh... Can I...
Bruce: Can you what?
Freezer: C-can I join... the... uh... p-play...?
Bruce: Really? You want to?
Freezer: *smiles, holds the smiles as he talks without moving a muscle* Yes...
Bruce: *gets a big smile* Of course!Welcome to the family! *hugs him, Freezer grunts*
Freezer: Okay okay! Ow!
Bruce: *lets go of him* Sorry!
Freezer: Who can I play as?
Bruce: How about a plate?
Freezer: *sweat drops form on his head* S-sure!
Bruce: Great! Our plate guy left last night, so this is perfect! *tosses him a styrofoam plate mask* See if it fits!
Freezer: *catches it, looks down at it and sweats more* O-okay... *it skips to Freezer wearing the plate mask, he talks to himself* So you go down to these leaves to leave huh? *a voice comes from behind him* *dragon ball super pleasant friends theme plays*

Guy 1: Hey! You seem new here! What's your name?
Freezer: *turns and looks at them, it's a two guys and a girl, guy 2 is dressed up as a roach, around 6'7, guy 1 is a June bug, around 5'9, you can't see what the guys look like other then red skin and yellow eyes since they are in body suits and the curvatious girl is in a yellow dress, medium length black hair, small horns coming from her temples, and has a tiny mole on her left cheekbone, all of their eyes are yellow* Huh? What are you guys? A bunch of bugs? Why not call you the Beatles?
Girl: *blushes, covers her mouth with her left hand, she let's out a giggle*
Guy 2: *hated the joke* Haha, very funny... We are actually the main characters!
Guy 1: I enjoyed that joke! That was a good one!
Guy 2: No it wasn't, because a roach isn't a beetle!
Guy 1: Talk about taking it too seriously...
Freezer: He gets it... What's your name?
Guy 1: I'm Pluto, grumpy guy is Amon and this is- *gets cut off*
Girl: Rey!! *her blush gets worse* My name is Rey! *stares at Freezer hard*
Amon: Ugh... *walks away*
Pluto: There he goes... Go work out man!
Amon: *flips him off*
Pluto: Amon is a bit of a... *gets close to Freezer* Sour puss... *backs up and starts talking again* He works out to calm down...
Freezer: Well, I'm Freezer! *lil wave* Anyway, why is he so mad?
Pluto: Rey is his girlfriend, and you are making her get... "Happy"...
Rey: T-THAT'S NOT TRUE PLUTO!! *walks off with her left arm going across her body and right arm covering her face*
Pluto: Well you have me! *looks closer at Freezer* Ohhhhh, so you are the new plate!? Great! Can't wait to have you on set! You better do your best!
Freezer: Yeahhhhhh... Totally... So what character are you? I know this is supposed to be based off of Beauty And The Beast- *Pluto covers his mouth*
Pluto: Keep it down! They can't know it's a rip off! I'm trying to win!
Freezer: *moves his hand* Just tell me who you play as, John Lennon...
Pluto: I'm Cogsworth! Or Clocksprice!
Freezer: *cringes* I say terrible stuff, but even I can't handle that... So I'm guessing Amon is Lumière?
Pluto: Correct, and the funny part is, Big Boy Bruce has a big crush on Rey, so he made Rey into Belle so he can kiss her in the play! *laughs but the laugh starts with a snort*
Freezer: *sweatdrop* That's a bit fucked...
Pluto: Oh I know, but that's my sense of humor!
Freezer: *sweat drops* I see why you are in Hell...
Pluto: Anyway! Amon is a "tough" guy, so he was pretty heated... but to put salt on the wound, he made him Lumière so he can get a close up!
Freezer: Bruce seemed sweet though...
Pluto: He gives off that vibe, but we don't call him Big Boy Bruce for no reason... *goes to the break room fridge and grabs a beer*
Freezer: What do you mean...?
Pluto: He lures you in to help you win the play so he can go back to the land of the living and start killing again! If we lose, well... Let's just say I have been working with him by force for the past two hundred years!
Freezer: *dot eyes* Excuse me... What...? Are you telling me these plays always suck?
Pluto: I mean, if they weren't, we wouldn't be here trying to win for the past two hundred years don't you think Freezie Bob?
Freezer: So we aren't going to win, nor I can't leave?
Pluto: *points with the beer in his left hand and winks with his left eye* That's on the money! *chugs it*
Bruce: *runs into the room, he shakes the entire building as he does, he is wearing his tuxedo and big crazy wig, he's excited* Everyone ready!?
Freezer: How long is this going to be going on for?
Bruce: Uhhhh... how long is Beauty and The Beast?
Freezer: *looks down in defeat* Dammit...
Bruce: Are you ready?
Freezer: Yeah yeah, but answer this... *hands on his hips and looks to the left* Don't I look like a... "Snack"...?
Pluto: *laughs at it to the point he falls down, he drops the beer bottle, it shatters on the floor*
Bruce: *gets a poker face* You are terrible... *walks away* Clean that up Pluto!
Pluto: *pretty much crying* Yes sir...! *snickers, he stands up* You are my favorite person to come down here man! I can't wait to have you around until the end of time! *grabs the broom and sweeps the floor*
Freezer: *gets out of the pose* I'm sorry, but I'm not staying here...
Pluto: Don't make me laugh again! You can't possibly fight Bruce! *puts the glass in the dustpan* Not only that, once you step into the building, you can't leave... There is a barrier!
Freezer: So that's what the button clicks were... Well I'm going to have to if we don't win... Pluto, I don't belong here...
Pluto: Ahhh, don't we all say that?
Freezer: No, I'm still alive...
Pluto: *record scratch sound* Wait what?
Freezer: I'm still alive...
Pluto: Really? What the hell are you doing down here then!? Get the hell out!
Freezer: Well you see, you know how Rey is a crypto demon?
Pluto: Yeah?
Freezer: Do you know Xeras?
Pluto: Who doesn't? He plans on releasing us with his crypto demons!
Freezer: How many Crypto demons are there?
Pluto: Not much after that Glacious guy killed them...
Freezer: You mean Galanos?
Pluto: Yeah him! Anyway, I feel kinda special to be able to work with Rey because she is one of the only few remaining!
Freezer: You really don't know the number of them alive...?
Pluto: I only know her, Xeras and his son Xantra... I can't think of more... Why do you need to know so bad?
Freezer: I need to get the hell out of here... No pun intended, with this info because... *looks at Pluto in his eyes* I'm the one he wants... *it goes to the bar*
Xeras: *walks out* I'm leaving... Everything is in motion, Lili...
Lili: There is no way you are going to pull this off...
Xeras: *looks at her in the eyes* I will... *looks around the bar* Where is he?
Lili: Restroom still...
Xeras: He has been in there all day! *walks into the restroom* It's time to go!
Freezer: *very faintly you can hear him* I just wanna party with youuuuu...~ All night...~
Xeras: What!? *gets annoyed, walks over and starts to kick all the stall doors in with his right foot* Where are you!? *kicking in all of them*
Freezer: Someone hold my phoooone cause I can't hold my tongue...~ Cause if I get too drunk, baaaaaby, then I'm gonna ruin the fun...~
Xeras: You think this is a game!?
Freezer: That's not your problem it's because I've seen too muuuch, baaaaaby, sorry if I get a little PTSD...~
Xeras: *kicks in the final door* LETS GO BEFORE I KILL YOU FROST DEMON!!
Freezer: *sitting on the back piece of the toilet and has his feet on the top of the stall, has a plunger as the mic* But I just wanna party with youuuuu...~ All night...~
Xeras: *punches him across the face... but it doesn't connect* Huh!? *walks out of the stall fast, looks at the window, it's open* Motherfucker... *clinches his fast and growls hard*
Freezer(Afterimage): *moonwalks to him, approaches him from behind* Because you make me happyyyy...~ That's right...~
Xeras: *a vein forms on his head, he grits his teeth, punches the afterimage again to make it fade away* *it goes back to Freezer*
Pluto: Wait a minute are you...?
Freezer: I'm connected to Galanos... I don't know what he is planning, but if I can think, he's going to use me to release you guys... *Freezer gets a chill down his spine, he sensed Xeras destroying the afterimage *says in his head* Fuck! He knows!
Pluto: Hey look man, I'm not the best person, but I think they really messed up putting me here so I think what he is doing is a good thing! Turn yourself in!
Freezer: Are you crazy? No...
Pluto: Listen Freezer! I deserve a second chance at life! Do it!
Freezer: I don't even know your life, you can be one of the worst people to exist... Now I need to leave and get this information to my family... *tries to walk away*
Pluto: *grabs Freezer's right arm with hiseft arm* *dragon ball super to regret theme plays*

I'm sorry but you aren't going anywhere... *tries to punch Freezer with his right fist, Freezer dodges it and breaks Pluto's grip* Don't make this harder, Freezer! You are a great guy, but I gotta do what I gotta do to get back home!
Freezer: Don't do this Pluto... Just let me leave... Crypto Demons are too dangerous to come to the land of the living... Hell is made for terrible people that shouldn't be released...
Pluto: I'm not terrible! I helped my grandma with everything! I bought her the house she has now, the car she has now, everything! When my grandpa died, she had nothing... so I became her best friend so she didn't lose everything! I lost everything for her! Sadly one day she had a life or death situation, she was on her mobility scooter and she passed out, she leaned into her mobility scooter's buttons and kept going forward into traffic! So I did what any good grandson would do and jumped into traffic, pushed her and saved her! I got run over!
Freezer: But that doesn't mean you didn't do something terrible...
Pluto: ... *he looks down*
Freezer: *looks at him, trying to understand, his eyes widen* No...
Pluto: *slowly looks up at him*
Freezer: You killed your grandfather... and tried to do nice stuff to go to heaven... But you don't regret it...
Pluto: *smiles* All in a day's work...
Freezer: Mercenary...
Pluto: *Chuckles* You know me so well... Now... Don't make stuff harder... I'm leaving tonight...
Freezer: Pluto... Thanks for being a good friend for the time I was here... *gets into his stance* But I won't let people like you get freedom when you don't deserve it... Even if you tried to forgive yourself... You enjoyed it, which means you are scum, and should get a good ass beating for your grandma...
(To be Continued...)

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