Rants

You think you are but you aren't

These are people I would put on my death list.

When people make a rude remark or joke and think that it's funny... it's not. They end up looking like an idiot laughing at their own jokes, that nobody gets. One more time I will say this. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

There are also times when people are extremely hilarious and then other people try to be just like them... it doesn't work.

You might have not come across such imbeciles before, but trust me these types of personalities are real. These people should not have a place in this world, I'm not joking. If you have ever experienced these people who have issues they need to resolve, then you can agree with me, right?

Another type of personality disorder that makes me want to jump out a window, is when people that think they are complete geniuses and know everything ... but they don't.

In class people always raise their hands up high and proud and the teacher calls on them, this is what it sounds like.

"Well duh! nine plus ten equals twenty one!!" *annoying as hell hair flip*

Then the teacher says,

"No not quite. Anybody else?"

Please don't do this. You make me want to throw a textbook at your face. Most people do this to impress their peers, and by that I mean fake bitches trying to impress the guy they like... just stop. Do I really need to say anything else?

Well actually once in my class I was talking to my friend about the topic of multitasking, and this girl from across the room calls out.

"Welllll actually multitasking is like impossible so like you're doing each thing separately, not at the same time. So like yaaaa."

Ummmm yeah it is. I can name three multitasks from the top of my head.

Okay I might have exaggerated on the likes just a tiny bit... but you get the point.

Another people who think they are but aren't topic is, when people think they have unstoppable and on fire comebacks, but really they suck.

I get into these types of 'arguments' all the time. People usually say something and then they say something else that completely contrasts with their previous statement. WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON???

And sometimes their comebacks are so stupid you don't even understand them.

Sorry if I make any typos, but I am wearing a cast on my left hand so its quite hard to type. But anyways.

These people really bother me and the worst thing is, they don't even realize how fake they look or sound.

If you have any other rants or things that drive you insane on any subject at all PM me and I will put your precious rant in this book.