Rants

Morons

Morons are society's worst enemy. They make up 41.6% of today's population. I cannot begin to tell you how much I hate them all. I am currently seated on a school bus, watching 5 guys harass my friend. I have scoured the internet (for, like, three seconds) looking for examples of today's best known morons.

The Slow One: this is the moron who doesn't know his comebacks right away. He/she need to think for a total of 4 seconds before they think of a retort. Maybe even more. On top of all that, they think their comebacks are quality and burn material. No. No no. No. They are not. No. You end up sounding like an idiot.

Please Enter Another Quarter and it Will Produce Another Swear: I come across this type of moron quite often. I am one myself. But as you can tell from the title, this type of thing swears every other word and annoys the hell out of you.

The Nuisance: Comment if this annoys the crap out of you.
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship flying through the sky! Little Einsteins!!
The boys in my school seem to find it amusing to go around and sing it at random times and act like society's nuisance. Hence the name. Well my version of the song would be;
Would you like to shit in your favorite rocket ship? Fly away from here! Go to space my dear!
I admit that's my friend's version.... but still it shuts them right up.

And then there is the type of moron you come across once in a while that is a combination of every category that I have mentioned. And let me tell you, I come across such phenomenon very often. You know, I think that you'd have to be very skilled to act like such a mindless idiot. No joke.

Is it necessary to add any more categories or have I been elaborate enough?

I am sorry if this is offensive to you but my recent encounter with these idiots made me want to open the back door or the bus, and jump out full speed. Or I could throw them out... Yeah that would be less of a hazard to my health.

I also am very opinionated and I feel like people that suffer from such a mental deficiency such as this one aren't getting the help they need.

Credits to AmberRose174 for the rant idea and the first two written paragraphs. I just added on.