Zadr Oneshots

Screw Me!!

Zim POV

I was resting with the Dib after another battle to stop me from 'taking over Earth.'

He knows about my mission and how the Tallest Red and Purple were trying to get rid of me.

Ever since then, we formed a 'bond,' and it goes like this-

Dib and I were to fight to the 'death' once a week, and then, we can hang out like normal hooyman friends. It did start great, but lately, it seems that neither Dib nor I had that same spark anymore. So, we agreed that this was our last fight, and we would give out our anger at each other. 

I huffed as I know that the Dib would be tired already.

"Wanna hang at my place?" I asked, getting better at English (a bit)

He nodded, panting like crazy, and we soon got up to leave.

On our way to my base, we saw that pizza place that Gir loved so much. Bloaty's, was it?

Anyway, we went in to get some pizza, although I hate the smell of pizza, and got Dib's and Gir's.

Once we got there, Gir was screaming again, and I told him that we brought his pizza.

He stopped crying and grabbed all of them but one.

"THANKS, MASTER! AND YOU TO MARY!" He said before leaving to who knows where. 

Dib placed the pizza on the table and began to eat while I just stared at him.

It's boring since I'm allergic to meat, but he did manage to snag me in one cheese pizza.

I took one look at it before biting it, instantly loving it.

I ate it so fast that by the time I was done, I wanted more.

Dib laughed lightly at me and told me that it was just one.

I pouted but couldn't refuse to smile.

I just love the way Dib laughed and smiles; it makes my squeedily spooch swirl with delight!

"L-Let's go watch a movie!" I suggested, turning away from seeing the Dib.

The reason for that was because my face was covered with blush after I thought about Dib's laugh and smile.

"Okay?" Dib said, confused about my attitude. 

We sat down on the couch, and the movie started playing.

While I was watching it with boredom, it did help me out with my blushing.

It died down, and now, I can relax.

Only, it didn't seem to end...

I saw Dib scutting over to me and laid his head on my shoulder.

I flinched, and that made him pulled back. 

"A-Are you okay?" He asked.

"Sorry if I startled you, Zim."

"It's fine, human. Nothing too serious," I lied.

Dib didn't say anything, but he knew that something was bothering me.

He turned off the movie and asked me the same question. 

"I told you, human, I am fine," I lied, avoiding his face.

"Zim-"

"I told you that I'm fine! Why pester me?!"

This got Dib fired up a bit, and he yelled back, "Because you're my friend, Zim!"

"Stop asking me questions then!"

"No, Zim! Tell me what's wrong!"

"I will not!"

"Zim, come on! Why can't you-"

"Because you don't have to know what's my problem, Dib!"

"I just want to help you-"

"Help me with what?! Screw you!"

"Screw me then-"

Dib stopped talking after realizing what he just said.

I was kind of confused by what he said, but then, he got up and left without saying goodbye.

'I wonder what that was about,' I thought.

I decided to investigate what the Dib say by typing what he said.

What I didn't know was something more than I originally thought...

With Dib

Dib POV

'OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG-' I thought while blushing intensely.

'What the hell did I just say?!' 

I slammed the door as soon as I was home, not greeting Gaz and heading up to my room.

I locked it and sighed.

'OMG, what am I going to do?!' I thought, grabbing a pillow before screaming in it.

'I can never face Zim ever again!'

After that thought, I changed into my pajamas and tried to forget today.

'If only it was easy...'

Time skip, one week later

Dib POV

I was not expecting Zim to be in my room after a whole week of avoiding him.

He did try to talk to me, but I didn't want to see or hear him.

And after that, he gave up, and I thought it was over.

But it is what it is, right?!

"Dib-thing, I searched up what you said to me one week ago," Zim started.

'Oh god, please no-'

"And, I'm surprised that you would like someone like me."

Okay, what did he just say?

I thought he was going to be disgusted and never want to see me ever again. 

"What?" I finally mumbled out, confused at what he said.

"I said-"

"I know what you said. It just surprised me, you know?" I said, blushing. 

I sat down in bed right next to him and said, "Look, you told me that Irkens can't fall in love-"

"Yes, except Zim, of course," Zim said, forming a blush.

"Wha-"

"I like you, Dib-human."

My face went from normal to a red tomato after hearing Zim said that.

I covered my face while screaming, 'OMG,' in my head multiple times.

"S-Since when?" I stuttered out.

"Since forever, I supposed. I mean, you were the only one that ever paid attention to me, hang out with me, letting me be myself, having fun with you, and-"

"Okay, okay! Just one question, why me?"

When Zim tilts his head, I sighed and said, "Why did you choose me out of everyone? Heck, even you could've chosen Keef!"

Zim, unexpectedly, pinned me over and stared lustily at me.

"Because you're the only one right for me, Dib-love~"

I blushed, and before I knew it, he started kissing me.

I shiver in pleasure as I slowly closed my eyes and wrapped my arms around him.

He started taking off our clothes, and I admit I was nervous.

But I know that Zim wouldn't want me to feel hurt at all.

"Ready~?" He asked, wanting to make sure I wanted it.

I bit my lips, but I nodded.

And with that, we had our first time together with Zim as top...