Zadr Oneshots

I'm Pregnant

Dib finds out that he's pregnant with Zim's kid. How will this poor boy confront this information with his boyfriend/ family?

Dib POV

'No, no, it can't be!' I thought, looking over at the pregnancy test.

'I-It can't be... How am I going to tell Zim or my family about this?!' I thought while forming tears.

I was shaking while panic and anxiety were growing.

'I-I don't want to lose the baby, but if I don't tell them, then they'll take them away!'

By this point, I started to hyperventilate, and, trying to calm down, I used a paper bag to breathe in and out.

Slowly, I was taking in and out my breath until I finally calmed down.

'Okay, all I need to do is tell Zim about the baby first and then my family. No problem, right?!' I thought.

It took me a second to calm down before I made a realization. 

"Fuck..."

Time skip, a few hours later

Zim POV

I was working on something on the Voot so that Dib and I can go to space after a few months of not going.

'But I wanna keep it a secret, though. I mean, I know that I am the best boyfriend the Dib will ever have, but I want to keep it to surprise him!' I excitedly thought, still working.

Suddenly, Gir appears and shouts, "MARY WANTS TO SEE YOU, MASTER!!"

I hissed at the loudness, but I stopped working and headed up to see my Dib.

Once I got there, I could tell that something was wrong from Dib's look, so I asked, "Is something wrong, Dib-love?"

He was quiet for a second but then said, "I going to tell you something, but I don't know how you're going to handle it."

"Are we breaking up?" I asked nervously.

"I-It depends on how you're going to react to it," He mumbles before looking away.

'What did Dib do?' I thought, feeling a bit of anger raging inside me.

"Dib, just tell me," I replied, not having any patience in me.

Dib started to shake, and before I knew it, he shouts, "I'M PREGNANT!"

The silence came in at cue, and I stared at Dib before seeing tears falling.

I quickly wrapped him into my chest as Dib was trying to stop shaking. "There, there, it's going to be okay, Dib-love. I'm happy, not enraged," I reassured him, seeing him so emphasized. It took time for him to calm down, but Dib stops shaking and stutters without looking at me, " A-Are you not mad?"

I used one of my hands to make him look at me, and I said with a smile, "No, I'm not, Dib-love. You just made me the happiest Irken I can ever get!"

He shakily smiles before being going down to my chest again.

'Oh my Tallest, I'm going to be a father!' I thought, trying to take care of the overwhelmed Dib.

After a while, Dib started to calm down. 

Then, he looks at me and said, "How are we going to tell Gaz and Dad about the baby?"

'Shit, I forgot about those two,' I thought, feeling a bit scared of the Dib-sister.

'She's going to kill me...'

Time skip, next morning

Gaz POV