Zadr Oneshots

My Brothers' Boyfriend(s)

When your brothers are having 'boyfriend' problems, it looks like it's up to Gaz to 'fix' this.

In this one-shot AU, Zib is actually Dib's twin, and 2im (Zim number 2) is Zim's twin. Confessing, maybe? But give it that Zib's fully human, and 2im is an alien, let's keep it like that.

Gaz POV

'Why?!' I thought, looking at Zib and then at Dib.

I was looking at them in disbelief as they weren't 'trying' to show their problems to me. Which, unfortunately, they're doing a horrible job at it!

I can't even concentrate on my Game Slave when they're having an emotional meltdown.

'This is too pathetic for me,' I thought, getting up to hear what the new problem is now.

'Honestly, if they aren't going to confess, then they're so stupid!'

"What do you mean you kissed him?!" I heard Dib's voice shouting.

'Wait, what?' I thought, confused about Dib's shout.

"I know, I know! It was stupid and-" I heard Zib's voice, but Dib cut him.

"I mean, yeah, it was stupid, but what do you mean that 2im has you as a mate now?!"

'Okay, this is too much for me,' I disgustingly thought. Unfortunately, I couldn't move because my stupid body didn't wanna.

"Yeah, according to what he said to me and I quote 'Finally have you as a mate,' it may have been his way of showing love, or I don't know-"

"Zib, please tell me that this is a joke."

"..."

"Zib?-"

"No, it's not..."

"..."

"What now?" Zib said, clearly groaning.

I had enough and broke the door, making them shocked.

"Gaz, what-" Dib started speaking, but I cut him off.

"Shut up! Shut up and just confess to your stupid lovey boyfriend already!" I angrily shouted, running thin on patience.

"Zim's/2im's not my boyfriend!" They said, but I was done.

"If you don't stop talking about your 'lovey-dovey' problems, I'm telling them myself!" I threaten before slamming the door shut.

I walked, more like stomped, away and sat on the couch.

I could hear them talking nonsense, and after a good fifteen minutes, I had enough.

I took out my phone, text the 'invaders, ' to get over here, or otherwise, I'll beat their asses.

Needless to say, they can straight away, knowing that I will do that.

"What is it that you needed the both of us, Gaz-beast?" Zim asked cautiously.

I grabbed both of their arms and told them to wait here.

Then, I slammed the door open, grabbed Zib to go to his room, taking 2im there, and shoved Zim to Dib's room.

After that, I grabbed my headphones and place the volume on high, in case they were going to some nasty stuff.

'I just hope these idiots are going to stop screaming out their problems and make out...' I thought before focusing on my Game Slave once more. 

Time skip, an hour later

Dib POV

I was limping with Zim's help as we sat down on the chair to 'relax' a bit.

Although it was annoying that Zim was helping me, I didn't mind it.

However, I saw Zib being a fluster mess while being carried by 2im. 

Neither of us spoke, but Gaz took off her headphone, looked straight at Zib and me, and said, "So, did you bang?"

"GAZ!!!" We both exclaimed.

She smugly gave us the 'look' and went back to do playing her videogame.

'How did we ended up having a good, terrifying sister?' I thought.

'How?'

Zib POV

After Gaz said that, I place my face into 2im's chest and blush more.

'Damn you, Gaz...' I thought.

'Damn you...'