sleepless nights,
puppy love,
tear-stained faces,
conflicting feelings,
late night phone calls,
how did all of this stem from a single, impulsive decision to text a stranger?
WHERE Ray McCoy's boredom and impulsive decision to text her "number neigh...
407-153-8927 who are you what the heck is a number neighbor and who says howdy doody
cool people that's who
407-153-8927 how do I know you're cool how do I know you're not some random stranger trying to hunt me down and steal my bones
...why would I want ur bones I bet they're not even cool bones they're probably like gross old people bones
407-153-8927 excuse you my bones are VERY cool and I'm not old I'm literally only 21
wait same I'm 21 too maybe we are kindred spirits similar phone numbers similar ages similar bones
407-153-8927 what the f*** andddd this is where I block you
WAIT BONE MAN NO and I didn't even get to know your name 😔 I guess you will forever be Bone Man to me
Bone Man okay I'm only staying to tell you not to call me bone man
too late It's already ur contact name
Bone Man I hate you already you know that name could be taken the wrong way right
what wait what
Bone Man ....
wh OH MY GOD I HATE YOU OH MY GOD I F***ING HATE TOU IT WAS JUST AN INNOCENT BAME NOW YOUVE RUINED IT
Bone Man good mwahahaha
I'm still not changing your contact name I'm doing this just to spite you now wait what even is your real name
Bone Man why would I tell you that you are literally a stranger again, you could just be trying to hunt me down and steal my bones
Im not gonna steal your bones bone man and fine my names Ray she/her you already know how old I am I like uhhh lizards and painting and e-dating on club penguin now we're not strangers
Bone Man giving out information like that to a stranger smh jeez didn't you ever watch that weird internet safety video in elementary school
no wait yes it had an anthropomorphic orangutan it scared me so much that I cried in class and had to go sit in the nurses office
Bone Man WAIT I THINK WE WATCHED THE SAME ONE the one with that weird song about passwords that was sung by a parrot??
YES PROTECTING MY PASSWORDS LIKE A SUPER SPYYYYYY CLIMB ON MY WINGS WE'RE GOING FOR A RIIIIIDE
Bone Man YES THATS THE ONE god now I have that stupid song stuck in my head
good bc I have it stuck in my head now too we suffer the same pain
Bone Man wow you are so mean to me I canrrrree poklnjkrew
what did you just keyboard smash at me wait are you having a stroke please don't actually be having a stroke
Bone Man sorry I fell asleep and must've sent that
why did yoh fallasleep do u have narcolepsy
Bone Man no I've just been busy filming all day
FILMING??? wait not like like THOSE sorts of films right.... I MEAN ITS FINE IF YOU ARE I WASNT MEANING TO BE RUDE
Bone Man oh my god and you call ME dirty minded but no lol I'm a youtuber
REALLY?? wait that's so cool what's your channel name
Bone Man Im not telling you
why not oh my god that's so mean you just got me all excited and then crushed my dreams
Bone Man because you unlock that information later gotta work for it
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me rn </3
Bone Man what the and on that note I'm going to bed goodnight strange person, possible bone stealer
night bone man I hope you dream of a necklace made out of bones
