dude
what's a number neighbor?
Sapnap
idk
why?
some girl just texted me saying I was her number neighbor
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do u know her?
no
she lives in Florida tho
we have the same area code
she seems nice
she's pretty funny
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is she hot???
I dont f***ing know??
she hasn't sent me a pic of her
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ask for one
duh
NO??
that's so weird
she's a complete stranger
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you're no fun
maybe she's a fan trying to text u?
no
she has no clue who I am dimwit
she's like asking me my name and stuff so she obviously doesn't know me
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did you at least get her name?
yeah
it's Ray
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last name?
I don't f***ing know dude I'm not gonna ask this random girl for her full name
you want me to ask for her credit card info next??
Sapnap
yes
yes please do
please it would be so funny
I'm not asking her for her credit card information
Sapnap
okayyy well unless you get me her last name it's gonna be pretty hard to find her
FIND HER?????
WHA T ARE TOU DOING?
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well I'm TRYING to look her up on facebook but theres about a hundred results for "Ray" in Florida
why are you trying to find her on facebook??????
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to see if she's hot dude???
and make sure she's actually a real person???
why are you so obsessed with finding out if she's hot or not??
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to see if you two would be a good match duh
fate has already brought you two together 😏
and you both live in Florida sooooooo
dude I just met this girl
haven't even met actually
she just randomly texted me
she could be a creepy old man for all I know
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hot
no.
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okay
I'm goin to bed but
if you ever need a wingman
😏😏😏
oh my lord
goodnight idiot
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Fanfictionsleepless nights, puppy love, tear-stained faces, conflicting feelings, late night phone calls, how did all of this stem from a single, impulsive decision to text a stranger? WHERE Ray McCoy's boredom and impulsive decision to text her "number neigh...
