Bone Man
if ghasts were real I could definitely take one in a fight
what
Bone Man
last night
you asked what minecraft mobs I could take in a fight and I said I could take any
which you disputed
which I disputed back
but you sounded tired so I let you get off the call
why did you remember that
Bone Man
I had to defend my honor
oh my lord
I actually asked that bc I saw some tiktok that said "ask a guy what animal they could take in a fight and be prepared for a long list" or smth
Bone Man
so I fell right into your trap >:(
oh don't act so offended
you're just predictable
Bone Man
I am NOT predictable
I knew you were gonna say that
Bone Man
WHAT
no you didn't
yes I literally did
I may not know your name but I know quite a bit about you bone man
like how when you go on these little tangents you will not stop until you feel like you've won
Bone Man
okay that's just one thing
when you want to be right you will do whatever it takes to argue against the other person
you're extremely persistent
you hate when people prove you wrong
like I'm doing right now :)
Bone Man
how do you know all these things
I kinda just pay close attention to details when it comes to my friends ig
it's almost like a love language
I love when people notice small things about me
and I just naturally pay attention to the small things my friends do
Bone Man
that's actually really sweet
oh hush
Bone Man
no come on
you have to admit that's extremely sweet
it's just something I do
Bone Man
and you're sweet
sweet like a Hershey's bar or sweet like Sweetarts
those are two very different types of sweet
Bone Man
sweet like
pop rocks
you're very bold and outgoing and loud
but you're also really sweet
shush now you're making me blush
Bone Man
good
a sweet girl like you deserves to be told how great she is
I guess I am pretty great 🙄
but you are too
Bone Man
now we all knew that
sigh
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